There's been a lot of debate lately surrounding actress Sarah Jessica Parker. One of the questions that's been raised is questioning her status as a human being. "Her outrageous horse looks have gone too far!" Ben Jenkins from Jonestown Arizona says. "Why doesn't she just gallop out into a pasture and get out of our lives already?"
Well, I say otherwise. She is not a horse, that is just ridiculous. And to those who continue to criticize the looks of Sarah Jessica Parker, I say, neigh. I think it would behoove you to have some common courtesy. You all need to stop making such unbridled remarks. It's unfair to saddle her with this burden of ugliness. Someone needs to take the reins here and say, whoaaaa, this has gone too far. Why do we need to trot on down this same road every time her name comes up? So stop horsing around guys. If she were coming to my town, I'd definitely pony up the cash to see her.
I just hope that after seeing the outcome of my investigation here you will be able to make a stable decision, and put a halt to this mangey rumor once and for all.
Here is a picture of Sarah Jessica Parker wearing human clothes. Notice how she is not in a field eating hay. Now on the right is a picture of a horse.
Look closely, no resemblance. Also, have you ever seen this horse on TV shows like Sex And The City or in some crap movie? No.
Below are pictures of Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse lined up next to each other. The mane proof is that you will see no resemblance what so ever! Remember to take all of this in stride. By the way, keep in mind when viewing these, Sarah Jessica Parker is on the left in these pictures and a horse is on the right.
Rumor: Sarah Jessica Parker was the lion from The Wizard Of OZ
Rumor debunked! This is not even possible. The Wizard of Oz was made back in 1939. I'm not sure how old horses can get in age but I'm sure they don't get to be 72 years old. Also keep in mind that's 72 in human years, not in horse years.
Further proof that Sarah Jessica Parker is not a horse, according to Seth MacFarlane of Family Guy.
Sarah Jessica Parker is not a horse! She is a...... wait, wtf?
Conclusion: I think this horse show has been ridden for everything it's worth and can now finally be put to rest! What do you think?