Sanford, Fla— New pictures and information, released by Matt Drudge from the Drudge Report, show a completely different side to the Trayvon Martin that we've been seeing portrayed by most of the media. "These innocent child hood photos of Trayvon, being shown in the news, are just not who he actually was. The photos we've obtained indicate that he was a lot more than just some young kid going to high school. More than likely he was a 7'2, 480 lbs professional football player, though we're not exactly sure what team he played for. Our editors are working around the clock on putting all the pieces together," says Drudge. "We also have obtained new information about George Zimmerman. The 'tough guy' pictures showing Zimmerman in an orange jumpsuit are about as inaccurate as you can get. Reliable sources now tell us he is likely a 3'6 Asian dwarf who was lured to the dark alleys of his neighborhood by the scent of Skittles."

Paul Horner from the NAACP said, "These actions by Matt Drudge are unforgivable. The pictures he posted to his website aren't even that good. One of them is just an image of Al Pacino from the movie Scarface Photoshopped with Trayvon's face on it. This is a blatant attempt to make Trayvon out to be someone that he was not. It's truly disgusting, just horrible Photoshop work."