Jonestown, AZ.— A local man is a hero today after he single-handedly stopped a couple who were attempting to rob a coffee shop. His quick thinking saved the day according to restaurant manager Ted Barkins. "He just started quoting movie lines from Pulp Fiction. The robbers kind of went berserk and then they just left." Local hero, Paul Horner, who thwarted the would-be robbers said, "It was really lucky that I had my wallet with me that said 'bad motherf*cker' on it. The robbers came around demanding everybody's wallet and I just held it up, you know like how Samuel L. Jackson did in Pulp Fiction."

Longtime diner Susan Litchfield said it was a pretty tense moment. "The robbers asked Mr. Horner what was in his hand. He told them it was his wallet that said 'bad motherf*cker' on it. I've never seen the movie so I didn't know what he was talking about. I just thought he was some crazy white guy with a death wish."

"After I said the comment about my wallet the robbers started freaking out. So then in my best tough black guy voice I said to them: Normally, both your asses would be de*d as f*cking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this sh*t while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kil you, I wanna help you," Horner said. "Then the robbers looked at each other and then just ran out of the restaurant. I knew my vast knowledge of Pulp Fiction would pay off for me one day."