Officer Miller from the Jonestown Police Department said, "In every other parallel universe this man would be shot and kiled but not here in Jonestown. It's fortunate that this small town has a person like Mr. Horner living in it. If he hadn't have had so much free time on his hands he never would have been able to quote so many lines from Pulp Fiction. Down time is the real hero here today."
The robbers are described as a white male and female aged 35-45. Any information please contact the Jonestown Police Department.