My wife was dying. I was by her bedside. She said in a tired voice. "There's something I must confess." "Shhh" i said, there's nothing to confess...Everything's all right." "No I must die in peace. I fucked your brother, your best friend, his best friend and your father!" "I know," I whispered "That's why I poisoned you, you cunt, now close your eyes."
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