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If You Watch It Backwards
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If you watch Titanic backwards, it's about a man who is saved by a newly constructed cruise ship near an iceberg and is safely returned home.
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you watch Inception backwards, it's about a guy who wakes up from a nap on an airplane and goes to the beach.
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f you watch King Kong backwards, it's about a huge ape that jumps to the top of the Empire State Building, rescues a pretty girl, and the humans are so grateful they parade him in front of the media and then take him back home on a boat.
If you watch "Next" backwards its about a guy that can see 2 mins into the past unless he is with a girl then he can see much farther.
If you watch the War on Terror backwards, the world starts as a security-obsessed dystopia, but then terrorists attack anyway, so everyone gives up on the security, takes the weapons from the terrorists, and starts arguing about civil liberties.
If you Watch the Justin Bieber movie backwards, Its about a Girl Who Is popular because she can't sing, and then she turns into a he and end up like a normal kid.
If you watch NASA backwards, it's about a space agency that has no spaceflight capability, then does low-orbit flights, then lands on moon.
If you watch wheel of fortune backwards it is about a small man announcing that specific letters are not available but the contestants still ask for them anyway then spin a giant wheel.
If you watch Forrest Gump backwards, it's about a man who moonwalks across the country before shaving off his beard and fighting in Vietnam.
If you watch Godzilla vs. King Kong backwards it's about two monsters who forget their differences and build a city
If you watch Coraline backwards it's about a girl who finds a metal hand in a well and returns it to a lady who rewards her with the happiest days of her life. Then the girl has to move away to Michigan.
If you watch Osama Bin Laden's life backwards, it's about an ocean zombie would builds skyscrapers out of airplanes.
If you watch Limitless backwards, it's about a politician who kills some people and then starts vomiting pills which cause him to turn into an unsuccessful writer.
If you watch Supersize Me backwards,it's about a guy who finds a miraculous diet by eating McDonalds for a month.
If you watch Breakfast Club backwards, it's about a bunch of teenagers who break into school and get stuck in a library and then hate each other after getting high.
If you watch The Hangover backwards, it's about a group of friends who ditch a wedding after seeing some photos of people who look like them in Vegas and decide to attempt to replicate the events in those photos but in the end they are better people.
If you watch TRON backwards, it's about a guy who goes into a video game with a hot girl to bring his dad back to life. He then runs away from his father and leaves the woman behind in the game so that he can deliver some secret information to a company who is down on its luck.
If you watch LOST backwards, it's about a group of people coming out of a church to live on an island that keeps teleporting. So they get sick of it and try to blow it up with a nuke but this causes a boat to show up. They try to escape from the boat and run through the forest for days and days and spot a polar bear which scares everyone. This polar bear then scares them to the point of them building a plane to escape to Australia to get as far away as possible from it.
If you watch Saving Private Ryan backwards, it's about a squad of soldiers who dislike a guy with the last name Ryan, leave him
alone in the middle of nowhere and then try to escape from Europe. If you watch lord of the rings backwards, it's about hobbits who retrieve a golden ring from a pit of lava, and give it to a wizard who
lives in a dirt mound. If you watch Avatar backwards, it's about a blue alien who leads his people into a battle with humans on his home planet then turns
into a human with no legs and lives in relative peace. If you watch Total Recall backwards, it's about stealing the atmosphere from Mars, thus turning people into mutants with 3 titties and
Kwato babies. then Arnold goes home to hump Sharon Stone. If you watch The Mighty Ducks backwards, it's about a successful hockey team and coach who slowly get worst while the coach
becomes an alcoholic. If you watch Kill Bill backwards, it's about the world's most gifted reconstructive surgeon. If you watch Raiders of the Lost Ark backwards, it's about a man who steals artifacts from museums and puts them back where they
belong. If you watch Shutter Island backwards it's about a guy who escapes a mental institute as an experiment to become a Detective but
instead he kills his wife. If you watch War of the World backwards, it's about Aliens who come back to life in Giant machines, that create people out of
lasers and cloths, before returning to space by lightning. If you watch Godzilla vs. King Kong backwards it’s about two monsters who forget their differences and build a city. If you watch Remember the Titans backwards, it’s about Denzel Washington segregating a talented football team. If you watch Operation Repo backwards, it’s about fat people giving cars to very angry people for free. If you watch Gone With The Wind backwards, it has a happy ending. If you watch 'Star Trek:The Motion Picture', they take a series of hi-tech movies and make a low-budget TV show out of it. If you watch Slum Dog Millionaire backwards, it's about a young man who goes on a game show and loses a million dollars and has
to move to the slums. If you watch “Jurassic Park” backwards, it’s about how the humans eventually tamed the raptors and were able to peacefully coexist
with dinosaurs. If you watch Hancock backwards, it's about a super hero who beats his girlfriend, stalks her when she leaves and then turns into an
alcoholic. if you watch Paranormal Activity backwards you see absolutely nothing happen but backwards. If you watch Home Alone backwards, it’s a story about two men who are helped out of traps by a young child, who then cleans
them up. Then, the child’s family comes home and yells at him. If you watch American History X backwards, it's about a guy who likes black people, goes to jail and gets out hating them. If you watch Godzilla backwards, it's about a nice dinosaur who builds a city with his feet before moonwalking into the ocean. If you watched any zombie movie backwards, it's about a bunch of dead people defending themselves from alive people trying to
kill them and their friends. If you watch Memento backwards, it makes complete sense. If you watch the Green Mile backwards, it's about a black person being brought back to life so he can spend it in prison. If you watch truman show backwards, its about a guy who gets into a reality show. If you listen to Alex Jones backwards, it's still scary. If you watch the Shawshank Redemption, it's about a guy who breaks into prison, gets released in 20 years and finds out his wife
has been cheating on him. If you watch alice in wonderland backward, it's basically the same. If you watch No Country For Old Men backwards, it is about jesus. If you watch Scarface backwards, it's about a man who gives up cocaine and crime to follow his dream of becoming a dishwasher
to earn enough money so he can visit Cuba. If you watch Cindarella backwards, its about a woman that learns her place. If you watch Blood and Bone backwards its about a black man knocking life into people in order to separate mother from her son
and end up in jail. If you watch Terminator backwards, it's about a robot protecting a woman from a guy until she's a lowly waitress. If you watch Taxi Driver backwards, it's about a psycho killer who turns his life around and becomes a taxi driver. If you watch slumdog millionaire backwards, it's a movie about a rich kid who gambles away all his money on live tv and is left living
in the slums without a girl friend. If you watch Fight Club backwards, you see Edward Norton turn from a crazy street person into a successful & productive member
of society. If you watch The Pianist backwards, it's about a man who abducts people and hides them before they are released by the friendly
Nazi-Officers! If you watch the Human Centipede backwards, it`s about a doctor who performs a miraculous surgery on conjoined triplets. If you watch Brokeback Mountain backwards, its about two gay guys who become cowboys then marry women and go their
separate ways. If you watch The Room backwards, it's still the same shit. If you watch Fast and the Furious backwards it's a bout a bunch of douchebags who race backwards then stare at each other at the
end and stop incredible fast and the main character loses the girl. in that order. If you watch A Clockwork Orange backwards, it's about a pacifist who gets turned into a murderer by TV. If you watch Lord of the Rings backwards, its about an italian guy trying to sneak a stolen Ring into te place of his uncle. If you watch Speed backwards it's about a cop who disarms a bomb on a bus then recklessly drives through town in the bus with
hostages then leaves and goes to get somthing to eat. If you watch Ghostbuster backwards, its about four guy who are trying to take over the world with their ghost army, but when they
finally released most of their ghosts, they didnt want to rule anymore and just chilled. If you watch Jurassic Park backwards, it's the heartwarming tale of scientists and dinosaurs working together to build an amusement
park. If you watch Inception backwards ITS MORE FUCKING MINDFUCK THEN NORMAL. If you watch Saving Private Ryan backwards, it's about a team of US Soldiers behind enemy lines trying to get back to the Sea so
they can board a ship and go home. If you watch The Human Centipede backwards, it's about a german surgeon who separate 3 people linked from the ass to the mouth. If you watch The Sixth Sense backwards, it's about Bruce Willis haunting a well adjusted boy until he goes insane. If you watch Ghostbusters backwards, it's about three guys who reassemble a giant marshmellow, uncross their streams, say goodbye
to their black friend, and refurbish a hotel, all the while releasing ghosts to terrorize New York. Eventually their business fails and they
wind up as respected citizens. If you watch alien backwards, it's about a woman who uses a creature she found floating in space to bring her crew back to life
before returning it to it's planet. If you watch Harry Potter backwards, it's about a student at a wizarding school who forgets hes actually a wizard and becomes a
slave. If you watch Jurassic Park backwards, it's about a helicopter dropping some kids off on an island where raptors suddenly forget how
to open doors, a T-rex leaves a lawyer on a toilet safe and sound, and all the dinosaurs agree to go back in their cages as the
computers come online. If you watch The Sixth Sense backwards, it's about Bruce Willis haunting a well adjusted boy until he goes insane. If you watch Requiem for a dream backwards, it's about people sucking drugs out of their arms, bettering their lives, and a kid that
walks his TV home to make his grandmother calm down. If you watch Tron : Legacy backwards, some guy goes to an communist electronic city and abandons his girlfriend and father and
magically leaves then taking a brand new OS of the internet and going home. If you watch the Exorcist backwards, it's about a little girl who's deathly ill until she kicks a dude's ass and eats some soup and gets
better. If you watch the Matrix backwards it's about Neo saying 'fuck it' and leaving the resistance to go work in an office. If you watch Heroes backwards you realise that it's been getting progressively better over time. Nerd-out hard: If you watch Star wars backwards its about a group of ewoks partying with a few jedis that go to war against the empire. Then Luke
Skywalker brings darth vader back to life. Then Darth Vader pulls up the sith lord from that deep pit, then he heals luke skywalker.
Then they fight in the snow. Then they fight again in the Death Star. Darth vader brings ben kenobi back to life with his healing
lightsaber. Then Luke says goodbye to han solo and meets his dead family that goes back to life. Then he gets back inside his mom
and she lives again. Darth vader gets his legs,arms hair and lungs back and becomes anakin. Then lots of jedis spawn around the
galaxy.
Then they go to Clone Wars and lots of clones spawn, and laser beams come out of them and are captured with vacuums. Then
Anakin becomes a kid with a lot of midichlorians and the gungans build a lot of robots with plasma balls. Then A long time ago...
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