How to Score With the Opposite Sex
"Girls are jealous, vengeful and hate other girls that cut in on their turf"
Make this your mantra. Keep this in the back of your mind at all times. Now, let the scam begin!
Approach the girl you are interested in having sex with. Use these lines or make up your own, you'll get the idea pretty soon.
"I hate to bother you. I came here tonight by myself and, well, I just got out of a seven year relationship with this girl I was in love with. Anyway, I just saw her here with another guy, and they are dancing together. She's seen me already and is flaunting him off just to mess with my head. I can't handle it much longer. I'm thinking of just going home to drown my tears in alcohol or... I don't know, you seem like a really nice girl. Maybe you could help me out?"
Girl: "What could I do?"
"Well maybe you could dance with me for just one song, so she sees that I've moved on to someone as beautiful as yourself. Look at her. You can tell she's just doing all that to make me jealous".
Proceed to point to some random girl and guy dancing. Pointing to the sluttiest looking girl on the dance floor helps big time.
Girl: "Sure, I'd be glad to help. Let's dance."
Don't worry if you don't know how to dance. Just move your body a little, as close as you can along with the music and let the girl do all the work. Also keep looking over at your fake ex-girlfriend once in a while with a sad look. This will make the girl grind on you even harder.
After that, the rest of the night is mostly improvisation. Buy her a drink, ask her what girls she doesn't like at her work etc. Just remember if you get lost, keep bringing up your ex. Point at her saying how much of a good time it looks like they are having.
Important note: Through out all of this, never make the girl feel that you still want to be with your fake ex. Let her know that you just can't help feeling jealous, considering how long you were with her (she will empathize). Make sure she knows it's over between the two of you, but you're just kind of bummed out.
Now let's get to the fornication!
To get her home: Mention things like, "I see that my ex is gone. She must have left with that guy" or "My ex left, she's probably having sex right now with that random guy."
Now, ask her if she wants to go back to your place for drinks. She will follow.
Once she's back at your house, use the following lines, depending on how badass you are.
"She's probably making out with him right now as we speak."
She'll either kiss you, or make the move yourself and kiss her first. It's guaranteed that she'll be willing.
"You know what would really make her jealous? If I sent her a video of us having sex."
Get camera out, make porno!
"That's really cool you have a sister. My ex had a sister. She would let us all have threesomes together."
Threesome with sisters!
You actually could probably take this even further if you wanted to...
"My ex never paid my rent."
6 months free rent!
If you're going to use my method, all I ask is that you do the following at the very end. So when the sex marathon has finished, drop her off at her house. When she gets out, roll down the window and at the top of your lungs yell out "Psych!" Then proceed to drive up on her lawn doing multiple laps as to create the biggest mess possible. Once the yard has been removed of grass, exit towards the street. Bonus points for hitting trash cans or mailboxes. If your car has the ability spin it's tires in place while creating a cloud of smoke, this is the time to really show that feature off.
This method works 100% of the time so stock up on condoms. Please contact us with any suggestions or accomplishments using this method and we'll be glad to post them!
If you liked this, here is a simple flow chart on how to hook up with girls.
~ A special thanks to my brother JJ and my friend Colton! ~