How to Score With the Opposite Sex
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How to Score With the Opposite Sex

No matter who you are, we all have some of the same problems when it comes to hooking up with the opposite sex. Usually it boils down to one common problem. You are interested and they are not. But what if this problem could be forever averted? What if you never had to worry about the possible pain of rejection ever again? What if you always knew that the person you approached will say yes?

You don't need to be rich. You don't need to have a nice car, beautiful home, fancy clothes or any of these kinds of tangible things in life. In fact by using this method, you could be homeless (politically correct: "rough sleeper"). And no, I'm not talking about using Rohypnol or a prostitute. I'm talking about one simple philosophy. By following these simple instructions you are guaranteed to get laid. Read the following and you will never again have problems hooking up with the opposite sex.
How to score with girls
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If you're a girl looking to hook up with a guy

Go up to the guy you wish to have sex with and ask them if they would like to have sex.

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If you're a guy looking to hook up with a girl

If you're a guy and looking to score, this will take a little more reading than the above section for girls. Though, I promise you, it will be well worth it once you have gained this powerful knowledge.
For this scheme to work you will just need the basics. This includes clean clothes, combing your hair, clean breath and enough deoderant on to cover up your odor. Actually, once you get good at this you could try it without the clothes and roll around in some mud before you approach the girl.

Required for this activity:
A bar or night club. It must have a spot where people are dancing. Also, to make this work, it's important to keep this short phrase in mind:

"Girls are jealous, vengeful and hate other girls that cut in on their turf"

Make this your mantra. Keep this in the back of your mind at all times. Now, let the scam begin!

Approach the girl you are interested in having sex with. Use these lines or make up your own, you'll get the idea pretty soon.

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"I hate to bother you. I came here tonight by myself and, well, I just got out of a seven year relationship with this girl I was in love with. Anyway, I just saw her here with another guy, and they are dancing together. She's seen me already and is flaunting him off just to mess with my head. I can't handle it much longer. I'm thinking of just going home to drown my tears in alcohol or... I don't know, you seem like a really nice girl. Maybe you could help me out?"

Girl: "What could I do?"

"Well maybe you could dance with me for just one song, so she sees that I've moved on to someone as beautiful as yourself. Look at her. You can tell she's just doing all that to make me jealous".

Proceed to point to some random girl and guy dancing. Pointing to the sluttiest looking girl on the dance floor helps big time.

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Girl: "Sure, I'd be glad to help. Let's dance."

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Don't worry if you don't know how to dance. Just move your body a little, as close as you can along with the music and let the girl do all the work. Also keep looking over at your fake ex-girlfriend once in a while with a sad look. This will make the girl grind on you even harder.

After that, the rest of the night is mostly improvisation. Buy her a drink, ask her what girls she doesn't like at her work etc. Just remember if you get lost, keep bringing up your ex. Point at her saying how much of a good time it looks like they are having.

Important note: Through out all of this, never make the girl feel that you still want to be with your fake ex. Let her know that you just can't help feeling jealous, considering how long you were with her (she will empathize). Make sure she knows it's over between the two of you, but you're just kind of bummed out.

Now let's get to the fornication!

To get her home: Mention things like, "I see that my ex is gone. She must have left with that guy" or "My ex left, she's probably having sex right now with that random guy."

Now, ask her if she wants to go back to your place for drinks. She will follow.

Once she's back at your house, use the following lines, depending on how badass you are.

"She's probably making out with him right now as we speak."

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She'll either kiss you, or make the move yourself and kiss her first. It's guaranteed that she'll be willing.

"You know what would really make her jealous? If I sent her a video of us having sex."

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Get camera out, make porno!

"That's really cool you have a sister. My ex had a sister. She would let us all have threesomes together."

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Threesome with sisters!


You actually could probably take this even further if you wanted to...

"My ex never paid my rent."

Rent is paid!
6 months free rent!

If you're going to use my method, all I ask is that you do the following at the very end. So when the sex marathon has finished, drop her off at her house. When she gets out, roll down the window and at the top of your lungs yell out "Psych!" Then proceed to drive up on her lawn doing multiple laps as to create the biggest mess possible. Once the yard has been removed of grass, exit towards the street. Bonus points for hitting trash cans or mailboxes. If your car has the ability spin it's tires in place while creating a cloud of smoke, this is the time to really show that feature off.

How to hook up with girls and the opposite sex: Score with girls

This method works 100% of the time so stock up on condoms. Please contact us with any suggestions or accomplishments using this method and we'll be glad to post them!

If you liked this, here is a simple flow chart on how to hook up with girls.


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