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How To Hook Up With Hot Girls
A simple to follow flow chart explaining in detail how to hook up with the girl of your dreams. No matter how much you fail at life, just follow these simple rules and you're in.
The flow chart in Choose Your Own Adventure form
Power Banter 101
What works and what doesn't work?
 Hi, my name is Paul. You seem like a very beautiful and kind person. I would like to get to know you better. Doesn't work! If she smiles, pull out your penis. This will let her know that you are a male. Works! Pictures of her parents tied up work excellent! Tease her with these pictures. Don't demand ransom too quickly. Work your way into it. Ask open ended questions like, "Would you like to see your parents alive again?". If she says yes, you are in. If no, walk away. Bring back pictures of other family members or friends tied up or gagged. This should definitely get her attention. You can now move onto ransom demands. Works! Silently hand the woman a picture of a gun. This demonstrates power. If you don't have a picture of a gun on you, you can supplement it by simply making a gun shape with your hand and aiming your index finger directly at her face. Works! |
It's easy to find hot girls online... like Debbie. |
Besides the whole cat thing, I think she's pretty bangable. |
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