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Good Guy Greg and Scumbag Steve "Scumbag Steve" is not looking out for anyone except himself and you're always wondering if he might have just taken money from you when you weren't looking. He won't ever pay the tab, but will make rude gestures to the waitress. A smart group can use Steve's predictability to their advantage and or jokes.  On the other hand some groups have a character named, "Good Guy Greg". He's always looking out for you and you can trust him with anything. If your high school sister needs a prom date, "Good Guy Greg" will go cheer her up, take her to the event, and you won't have to worry about Greg making a move on her other than offering to buy her a soda and popcorn. Greg will have her home 15 minutes earlier than the time agreed upon. Scumbag Steve JokesBob had broken his leg and his buddy Scumbag Steve comes over to see him. Scumbag Steve- "How you doin?" Bob- "Fine. Hey do me a favor, go upstairs and get me my slippers. My feet are freezing." Scumbag Steve goes up and sees Bob's hot 19 year old twin sisters lying on the bed. He says, "Your brother sent me up to have sex with both of you." They say "prove it." Scumbag Steve shouts downstairs "Bob.., both of them?" Bob shouts back "Of course!! Whats the point of fucking one!?"  Scumbag Obama Home | NEW! | Top Viewed | Submit & Contact  Which one would you want hanging out in your entourage, remember you have to pick one! Every group of friends has it's scumbag Steve and it also has their good guy Greg. Life just wouldn't be as interesting with out these two colorful characters, but if it came down to it who would you keep and who would get the axe? Copyrights © iywib.com All Rights Reserved |
