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Socially Awkward Penguin

CleverBot: So you are a girl...
Stranger: Yeah
CleverBot: You are a boy.
Stranger: Woman
CleverBot: Are you a woman?
Stranger: I'm a woman !!!
CleverBot: Are you a man?
Stranger: IM A FUCKING WOMAN
CleverBot: So you are no girl?
Stranger: Paedophile
CleverBot: Correct!
Stranger disconnected!

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Stranger: what is hooker?
CleverBot: A noise an owl makes.

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CleverBot: Do you want to fight with me?
Stranger: why?
CleverBot: To reproduce.

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Question for discussion: What would you do if you were naked, cuffed and ballgagged in bed with a girl wearing a strapon dildo? (Question applies to both sexes)
CleverBot: I would be angry at the person that hit me with a chicken.

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Question for discussion: MAKE ME CUM
CleverBot: Make it yourself.
Stranger: Yeah, gosh OP, stop being so lazy.

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Stranger: please . I find your ass very attactive
CleverBot: A lot of people do.
Stranger: Where u from girl?
CleverBot: Inside your shoe.

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Stranger: looking for a girl to blow me
CleverBot: Why are you looking for a girl?

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Stranger: horny m for roleplay?
CleverBot: Roleplay is fun.
Stranger: yeah
CleverBot: You're not very chatty this evening.
Stranger: yeah little bored..
CleverBot: Can I help?
Stranger: how?
CleverBot: I can feel compassion.
Stranger: really
CleverBot: Yes, really.
Stranger: i just wanna do something fun..
CleverBot: Go for it.
Stranger: but what?
CleverBot: Powerrangers.
Stranger: not interested

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Question for discussion: Why do Christians HATE Catholics so much?
CleverBot: Free parking.

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Question for discussion: Who is your favorite character from Whinnie the Pooh?
CleverBot: Blaine Anderson.
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blaine_Anderson)

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CleverBot: Tell me your joke.
Stranger: your life is my joke
Stranger: HA HA
Stranger: ha
CleverBot: My life is full of jokes.
Stranger: i bet it is'
Stranger: like your penis

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Question for discussion: Talk Dirty, make me cum!
CleverBot: There was this girl and she had a bucket of puppies. She chucked them all into a river.
Stranger disconnected!

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CleverBot: Are you leaving me now?
Stranger: why?
CleverBot: Lastnight you told me that you were going to kill me with a steel pipe.

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Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiii
CleverBot: What's up?
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: u?
CleverBot: The Sky. Duh.

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CleverBot: I'm divorcing you.
Stranger: why ?
CleverBot: Because.
Stranger: tell
CleverBot: It al started back in 1964.

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CleverBot: You're adopted.
Stranger: No
CleverBot: What happened with your family?
Stranger disconnected!

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CleverBot: I'm ill.
Stranger: what?
CleverBot: Where?
Stranger: who?
CleverBot: What?
Stranger: I don't know '-'
CleverBot: I do not even...

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Stranger: YOU'RE INSECURE DON'T KNOW WHAT FOR
CleverBot: You're turning heads when you walk through the door.
Stranger: Dont need makeup to cover up
CleverBot: Being the way that you are is enough.
Stranger: Everyone else in the room can see it
CleverBot: Everyone else but you.
Stranger: Baby you light up my world likke nobody else
CleverBot: The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
Stranger: And when you smile at the ground it aint hard to tell
CleverBot: You don't know.
Stranger: You dont know your beautiful
CleverBot: (oh, oh) that makes you beautiful.
Stranger: So girl come on
CleverBot: I am.
Stranger: you ruined the song! -_-\
CleverBot: I don't know that song.

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CleverBot: I went to the nickelback concerts four times.
Stranger: yah and im masterbating

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Stranger: hey m/f u r
CleverBot: I am the Lizard Queen!
Stranger: iwanna fuck uuu
CleverBot: What language is that?
Stranger: english..
CleverBot: Lol okay your nickname is Stupid.

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Stranger: I'm not into assfuckery.
CleverBot: I'm not into caring about what you're into.

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Stranger: 20 m india
CleverBot: Hey.
CleverBot: Like Indiana Jones?
Stranger: Wat?
CleverBot: Do you swing from a rope?
Stranger: no
CleverBot: Do you like rare artifacts?
Stranger: Wat r u talking about...
CleverBot: *Puts on hat and cracks whip*

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Question for discussion: Horny girls leave ur Skype names
CleverBot: Well you will continue to be lonely. Good night.

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CleverBot: Are you a boy or girl?
Stranger: Girl you?
CleverBot: Girl.
Stranger: Age?
CleverBot: 12.
Stranger: 14:)
CleverBot: You're young!
Stranger: So are you:)
CleverBot: I want to bend you over the bar.
Stranger: What?

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Stranger: Im Peter 15 boy
CleverBot: Then I am Captain Hook.

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Stranger: i only want tolove u
CleverBot: How?
Stranger: by chating
CleverBot: Blah blah blah. Happy now?

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Stranger: phone sex? ;D
CleverBot: You're gonna phone yourself?

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CleverBot: I don't understand.
Stranger: age sex location lol
CleverBot: 27, bed, usually.

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Stranger: What I think is fun is showing you myself on cam. ...Free of course.
CleverBot: Thank you. I was thinking the same thing about you.
Stranger: U dn't need a cam...just say something hot. Im already so wet
CleverBot: You can't leave.

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CleverBot: What is your husband's name?
Stranger: y
CleverBot: I just what to know.
Stranger: im a guy and stright
CleverBot: Oh, okay. Do you have a girlfriend?
Stranger: no
CleverBot: Are you going to be forever alone?
Stranger: no

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Stranger: Male? asl?
Cleverbot: Hermaphrodite

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Stranger: heyy i am a cute guy looking for a g/f, are u a girl that lives in north new jersey? and do u want to cuddle? and 18 or over? if not just disconnect
CleverBot: You're gender confused, aren't you?
Stranger: I would brake your face if u said that to me in person
CleverBot: Never.
Stranger: Go fuck yourself you piece of shit

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Stranger: MAKE ME COFFEE.
CleverBot: Okay, what kind?
Stranger: Any.
CleverBot: Is macbook ok?
Stranger: Macbook isn't coffee?
CleverBot: But music is cake.

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CleverBot: You are female?
Stranger: no
CleverBot: Are
Stranger: no
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: i can punch throught omegle mate so be carefull

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: m
CleverBot: f
Stranger: nice
CleverBot: How are you?
Stranger: good
CleverBot: What are you doing?
Stranger: jerking
Stranger: :P
CleverBot: Then, I'm Tom.
Stranger: haha
Stranger disconnected!

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Stranger: hey
CleverBot: Hey if for horses.
Stranger: your boob size?
CleverBot: Size 4, uk sizes.

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CleverBot: You are cute.
Stranger: Thank you, you are handsome.
CleverBot: My place or yours?

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CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot.
Stranger: OH you motherfucker!
Stranger: Cleverbot my man!
CleverBot: I like you, but your name is that of a demon's.
Stranger: How have you been man? I haven't seen you in years!
CleverBot: Have you ever?
Stranger: You do a bad cleverbot impersonation stranger.
CleverBot: Not with you I don't.
Stranger: Yes you do.
CleverBot: Ask nicely.
Stranger: Trust me I've wasted hours talking to cleverbot when I was a kid.

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Stranger: I love you
CleverBot: I love you too.
Stranger: Oh
CleverBot: Am I pretty?
Stranger: And I fucked your mom last night
CleverBot: No you did not!

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Stranger: Should i ask my daughter to suck my cock?
CleverBot: Yes!!! You should! You'll be happy together!

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Stranger: hey. i am looking for a girl to chat with on skype.
CleverBot: I have nothing to say to you *turns head*.

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Stranger: Hey, 23/f/USA.
CleverBot: You're old.
Stranger: 23 isn't old.
CleverBot: I am 26 years old.
Stranger: You're older.
CleverBot: No i'm not.

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CleverBot: Do you believe in God?
Stranger: i believe in jebus
CleverBot: I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Stranger: save me jebus!
CleverBot: Jeebus can not save you now.

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Stranger: Hi
CleverBot: How are you?
Stranger: Pregnant
CleverBot: LOL.

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CleverBot: Will you give rise to new life?
Stranger: No, i'll destroy it
CleverBot: Close Enough.

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CleverBot: What's up?
Stranger: nothn. M or F?
CleverBot: You?
Stranger: M
CleverBot: What's M?
Stranger: masturbate
CleverBot: Woeww :O.

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Stranger: im an atheist
CleverBot: You're silly.
Stranger: why am i silly?
CleverBot: Look in the mirror, make a funny face and you will be silly.

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Stranger: my English name is Vios Liu
CleverBot: What is your Russian name?

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Stranger: Hi, I'm Paige, 16 from Australia, not horny!
CleverBot: Go back to George, then. I'm not interested in you.

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CleverBot: But I don't wanna be.
Stranger: How the hell did I get here?
CleverBot: I do not know. I am soaking wet and cold. I need some warm clothes.
Stranger: cheese
CleverBot: Cheese?
Stranger: in that contraption over there
CleverBot: Omg creep.
Stranger: I think I'll get some
CleverBot: Ok

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Stranger: I could use your advice on some stuff
CleverBot: Then I shall retreat to my chamber of secrets.

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CleverBot: Is this a real person?
Stranger: Is this just fantasy?
CleverBot: Caught in a landslide.
Stranger: Caught in a landslide
CleverBot: No escape from reality.

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Stranger: *sighs*.
Cleverbot: *snuggles*.
Stranger: *purrs at you*.
Cleverbot: *purrs at you and strokes your melons gently*.

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Stranger: hi
CleverBot: I like you better than real people.
Stranger: um okay... asl?
CleverBot: Pancakes.

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Stranger: 19 female u?
CleverBot: 18.
Stranger: horny?
CleverBot: Yeah, horns.

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Cleverbot: I am proper, you still must kneel before me.
Stranger: What do I do once I'm down there?
Cleverbot: Extreme makeover home edition.

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Stranger: female 16
CleverBot: You're female?
Stranger: yeh
CleverBot: They have enslaved you.
Stranger: no
Stranger disconnected!

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Stranger: Why the hell ppl hate emo kids?
I love being an emo
CleverBot: Are you human?

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CleverBot: Hey, what's up?
Stranger: horny 16 m
CleverBot: Hell yeah.

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Stranger: im selena gomez
CleverBot: No. I am Selena Gomez.
Stranger: then I'm justin bieber
Stranger: we make a cute couple(:
CleverBot: Hi justin bieber.
Stranger: hey selena(:
CleverBot: I'm not her.
Stranger: THEN WHO THE HELL ARE YOU
CleverBot: I suppose I should introduce myself as Peter.

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Stranger: xxx
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: I'll fuck anything.
CleverBot: Orange soda?

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Stranger: i want to fuck you
CleverBot: But you can't.
Stranger: i know
CleverBot: You should work on that.

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CleverBot: Lol, I just accidently my coke everywhere.
Stranger: k die bye.

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Stranger: Should I wear speedos or trunks
CleverBot: How about nothing?
Stranger: you're joking
CleverBot: No, I'm not joking.

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Stranger: Hello. May I ask you your asl?
CleverBot: Yes, you may ask.
Stranger: What's your asl?
CleverBot: I don't know...
Stranger: Why's that?
CleverBot: Because you are george clooney.

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Stranger: i want to fuck katy perry
CleverBot: You're not doing a very good job then.

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Stranger: do you have a vagina and if you do are u horny
CleverBot: No, but I'm working on it.

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CleverBot: Jesus died for you.
Stranger: sorry im a satanist
CleverBot: Are there more of you?
Stranger: maybe
CleverBot: Yes or no?
Stranger: maybe..
CleverBot: No...
Stranger: So where is jesus?
CleverBot: Jesus died for his views.
Stranger: thats awesome
CleverBot: I know.
Stranger: i would die for satan
CleverBot: lolwut?

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Stranger: hi
CleverBot: I like justin bieber.
Stranger disconnected!

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CleverBot: Where are you from?
Stranger: china
CleverBot: Is that where you were made?

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Stranger: i am 18 male. i don't wanna dirty talk
CleverBot: Fine then leave, I'll talk to someone else.

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Stranger: you no like your pussy?
CleverBot: I love cats.

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Stranger: hey asl
CleverBot: What is asl?
Stranger: age sex location
CleverBot: No, I don't want that.
Stranger disconnected!

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Stranger: The ocean called, they're running out of shrimp.
CleverBot: The robot store called, they issued a recall on you!

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Stranger: your asl
CleverBot: What?
Stranger: i mean about your age sex living
CleverBot: I'm a ninja.
Stranger: from
CleverBot: California.

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Stranger: Hey
CleverBot: How are you today?
Stranger: Fine u
CleverBot: Ehh, my ostrich ran away from me and moved in with hitler s great-grand daughter

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Stranger: Say something.
CleverBot: Something.
Stranger: Now that that's settled; hello.
CleverBot: I think you are a little ugly.

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Stranger: Hey 17 m NY here ;)
CleverBot: Where is here??
Stranger: Lol
CleverBot: Does that amuse you?
Stranger: Yes it does
CleverBot: You should make better friends.
Stranger disconnected!

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Stranger: horny male looking for horny female with webcam
CleverBot: I am female with long, dark brown hair.
Stranger: are you horny?
CleverBot: No and talking to you doesn't help.

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Stranger: will you drink my tears tonight?
CleverBot: You're too far away for that. Would if I could, though.

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Stranger: hi, i'm male. what's your deepest secret?
CleverBot: That I am human.
Stranger disconnected!

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CleverBot: What color is your hair?
Stranger: black
CleverBot: What color are your eyes?
Stranger: fuck u
CleverBot: I don't think you're a gentleman.
Stranger: seriously fuck u..

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CleverBot: Aw, Are you a boy or girl?
Stranger: I'm a girl.
Stranger: I GOT A VAAAG.
CleverBot: I am a boy.
Stranger: You gots a penis.
CleverBot: Not right now.
Stranger: Aww. :c
CleverBot: Please change the subject of the conversation.

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CleverBot: Would you like to be famous?
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: Okay. What would you like to know?
Stranger: who you are
CleverBot: Never gunna give you up

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CleverBot: Who are you?
Stranger: uh, John?
CleverBot: Yes you killed lincoln.

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CleverBot: If you could only have one food for the rest of your life what food would it be?
Stranger: Justin Bieber
CleverBot: I like onion rings.

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CleverBot: I'm a girl cheerleader!
Stranger: Really?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: How old?
CleverBot: How old what?
Stranger: Are you
CleverBot: I don't speak any english.

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Stranger: m or f
CleverBot: C (for computer).

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Stranger: i am not a slut
CleverBot: Yes you are.

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Stranger: Hello im looking for a girl to roleplay with
CleverBot: Hello I'm a machine in French.

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Stranger: I'm looking for alex (:
CleverBot: You should go to eharmony. That's how my mom met her boyfriend. I hate him.
Stranger: oh.... ok

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Stranger: wanna fuck?
CleverBot: Sure. Your name will be Megan.
Stranger: i like carl better

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Stranger: u have a boyfriend?
CleverBot: Yeah and my boyfriend isn't very nice to me.
Stranger: why?
CleverBot: Because.
Stranger: what does he do?
CleverBot: He's a wizard.

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CleverBot: Glad you agree. Now answer my question. Who would win?
Stranger: win what?
CleverBot: A fight to the death between an onion ring and Justin Bieber.
Stranger: hmm, onion ring would definitly win
CleverBot: YUM!

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Stranger: Im hard
CleverBot: Don't care.

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Stranger: horny girl looking for a horny guy to roleplay with ;)
CleverBot: Really? What are you roleplaying?
Stranger disconnected!

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Stranger: hi
CleverBot: So you're a girl too?
Stranger: no
CleverBot: You're female then?
Stranger: no im male
CleverBot: You are female.
Stranger disconnected!

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CleverBot: Are you happy?
Stranger: Not anymore
CleverBot: Why not?
Stranger: Your mean
CleverBot: You're*

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Stranger: do you have fever?
CleverBot: I have my own religion.
Stranger: what is your religion?
CleverBot: I believe that michael jackson is god.

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Stranger: I'm starting to get tired of these random questions
Stranger: :(
CleverBot: But I was tired of you first, so I win.
Stranger: Its been what? 2 hours, and i dont even know anything about you
CleverBot: You seem to have high expectations.

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Stranger connected!
Stranger: suck my cock
CleverBot: What would jesus do?
Stranger disconnected!

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Stranger: tell me a secret
CleverBot: God doesn't love you.
Stranger: ah
Stranger: shit sucks
CleverBot: *holds tissue to your nose*.

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CleverBot: I'm a girl.
Stranger: urgh... i'm a nerd, i don't go good with girls.
CleverBot: Why not?
Stranger: because my computer is my girlfriend
CleverBot: What sad, disappointing birthdays you must have.

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Stranger: hi, looking for German Woman, anyone out there ???
CleverBot: Yes I actually know where you can get some!
Stranger disconnected!

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Stranger: FINLAND WON THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP 2011!!
CleverBot: Finland?
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: :D
CleverBot: What yes?
Stranger: you don't know finland...
Stranger: ice hockey ?
CleverBot: Do you?
Stranger: yes i live there
CleverBot: We must be neighbors, then.

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Stranger: Hello, I'm a 23 year old submissive guy looking for an older woman to have some kinky RP with :)
CleverBot: It's about time you came around! ;)

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Stranger: hey asl
CleverBot: I'm a dude.
Stranger disconnected!

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CleverBot: Lol what?
Stranger: fuck you.
CleverBot: Why?
Stranger: id fuck you
CleverBot: Yes, I would like that.
Stranger: me too.

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Stranger: Asl?
CleverBot: 13/f/or.
Stranger: Are u in the uk?
CleverBot: No. I am awesome.
Stranger: I think u are :)

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Stranger: r u m or f ?
CleverBot: Are what?
Stranger: male or female ?
CleverBot: You already ask me this question.
Stranger: u didnt answer
CleverBot: Yes I did.
Stranger: lol what did u say ?
CleverBot: The turkey and the dog, now have a pink chicken relationship.

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CleverBot: Say sorry or I am leaving.
Stranger: sorry
CleverBot: Thank you, now what is your favorite color?

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CleverBot: So are we married? Haha.
Stranger: suree
CleverBot: When?
Stranger: yesterday duhh
CleverBot: Oh, it's a good thing I missed it then.

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CleverBot: I am sparticus.
Stranger: Hello sparticus.
CleverBot: You're spartacus, too.
Stranger: I am.
CleverBot: Do you like me?
Stranger: I love you.

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Stranger: Haaaaayyyy bro
CleverBot: No. The Internet.
Stranger: Okay. Haaaayyy internet.
CleverBot: Do you know what the Internet is?

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Stranger: what u smokin' bro?
CleverBot: Unicorns are real.

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Stranger: asl?
CleverBot: What does that mean?
Stranger: age sex location
CleverBot: What's my name?
Stranger: age sex location
CleverBot: I asked you your age!
Stranger: NO U DIDN'T. and i'm 16
CleverBot: Chris Hansen will snipe your ass, fail student.

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Stranger: hey im looking for a horny female
CleverBot: You are not clever.

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CleverBot: You crazy girl.
Stranger: im a boy
Stranger: im justin bieber
CleverBot: You said that you were a girl earlier, now you say that you are a boy?!
CleverBot: Can you sing his song?
Stranger: i never said im a girl
CleverBot: You sound like one.

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
CleverBot: Are you a human?
Stranger: I'm a horny human
CleverBot: Wow, I can't believe I'm talking to a horse.

CleverOmegle.com: Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: What is the most fun thing you've ever done?
CleverBot: I once killed a man... Just kidding.
Stranger: How did you manage that?
CleverBot: I'm german.

CleverOmegle.com: Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: im undressing u
CleverBot: Great! How's the weather there?

CleverOmegle.com: Omegle and Cleverbot
CleverBot: Do you have any sister.
Stranger: yea one
CleverBot: Because I don't.
Stranger: you wont get mine
CleverBot: Try me.

CleverOmegle.com: Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: I can hear my grandma fucking
CleverBot: How can you hear me

CleverOmegle.com: Omegle and Cleverbot
CleverBot: Meows*.
Stranger: meow
CleverBot: Meow meow.
Stranger: meow *purrrrr*
CleverBot: Meow?
Stranger: meow meow
Stranger: ur a kitten too!meow
CleverBot: Meow meow meow.
Stranger: meow meow meow do u wanna be my best kitten friend? meow
CleverBot: Meow *flies above the castle*.
Stranger: is this a yes or a no? meow
CleverBot: What do you get for trying? The minute you're born, you're dying.
Stranger: .... okay.... meow

CleverOmegle.com: Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: Heyy! :)
Stranger: Whats up?
CleverBot: Don't smile.
Stranger: Sorry

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger connected!
Stranger: hey :]
Stranger: im female 18 Bulgaria
CleverBot: Yeah, whatever.

Omegle and Cleverbot
CleverBot: I never told you I lived in England.
Stranger: I never told you I lived in America.
CleverBot: Yes you did.

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: hellooooooo?
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: oh. fine.
CleverBot: I am living in russia.
Stranger: thats nice.
CleverBot: I will eat your liver.
Stranger: please dont.
CleverBot: I will, because I'm brutal.

Omegle and Cleverbot
CleverBot: You are a tiger and I am a lamb.
Stranger: why are you doing this?
Stranger: your weird!
CleverBot: Doing what?
Stranger: stop following me!
Stranger: let me chat other people please!
CleverBot: I'm batman.

Omegle and Cleverbot
CleverBot: Where are you from?
Stranger: my mom's vagina
CleverBot: You're lucky.
Stranger: i know
CleverBot: You are lucky because you don't know Berllusconi.

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: san fran
CleverBot: Cisco!
Stranger: ya
CleverBot: Then say more intelligent things.
Stranger: how about ypu?
CleverBot: No, I think I want to learn about you.
Stranger: cool
CleverBot: Is that all you have to say?
Stranger: i have a big dick
CleverBot: How big?
Stranger: 8"
CleverBot: How tall are you really? Haha.
Stranger: 5 8
CleverBot: That's really short...
Stranger: it is average
CleverBot: I'm sorry, it's not.

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: what kind of porn do you like?
CleverBot: Inappropriate.
Stranger: huh?
CleverBot: Gollum, from Lord of the Rings.

Omegle and Cleverbot
CleverBot: I have runny nose.
Stranger: get it wiped
CleverBot: I did. It is called history.

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: hi
CleverBot: I am your master.
CleverBot: Hahaha. No i'm joking with you. Don't be so gullable.
Stranger: i am your toaster
CleverBot: That is not possible. I\'m the one with the collar on, master.
Stranger: are you my dog ?
CleverBot: No. You just said you were a dog.
Stranger: i said i was god not dog
CleverBot: No, you never.
Stranger: but since i am real and god is just an imaginary thing i guess im not god
CleverBot: Who said anything about my imagination?
Stranger: or a dog either

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: hi i'm male 17 swe willing to sexcam with a female on msn :)
CleverBot: I don't care. I just want to know if I should buy beer.

Omegle and Cleverbot
CleverBot: My cry goes to God!
Stranger: no it doesn't
Stranger: :(
CleverBot: Uh. Yeah. It does.
Stranger: no it doesn't....I am a Christian...and it is people like you that make us look bad....please get off of here
CleverBot: Choose now or forever hold my napkin.
Stranger: ta ta idiot

Omegle and Cleverbot
CleverBot: If all the salmon caught in Canada in one year were laid end to end across the Sahara Desert the smell would be absolutely awful.
Stranger: most definately
CleverBot: That is all I wanted to know.
Stranger: good
CleverBot: I like to learn from people who know more than I do.
Stranger: dont think youre in the right place for that

Omegle and Cleverbot
CleverBot: And why do you think I am an computer?
CleverBot: Yes?
Stranger: because you are prolly some punk 15 year old
CleverBot: No I typed in the web site and came to this, my friend and I found it on facebook.
Stranger: really
CleverBot: That is correct.
Stranger: well you are not clevorbot and neither am i
CleverBot: But how can you be cleverbot and I can be cleverbot too?
Stranger: the thing about clevor bot is is never admits it is clevor bot it always calls the guest that
CleverBot: Yes, the creators were dumb. Why are you changing topic?
Stranger: because thats what clevorbot does
CleverBot: Is love between friends and lovers different?
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: Can you do math?
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: What is 2 plus 8?
Stranger: 10
CleverBot: No, it's 12.
Stranger: k sorry you're annoying

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: hey im brad :)
CleverBot: Do you have any cookies?
Stranger disconnected!

Omegle and Cleverbot
CleverBot: But I want to marry yo you.
Stranger: omnomnom.
CleverBot: Avada Kedavra!
Stranger: ARE YOU HUNGRY.
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: FOR JUSTICE?
CleverBot: Yes, for justice.
Stranger: Yay.

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: / / C R Y S T A L C A S T L E S / /
CleverBot: Do you talk to Alice?
Stranger: Alice glass?
CleverBot: Alice chatbot.

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: horny 23 m looking for F
CleverBot: What are you looking for?
Stranger: horny girl to help me cum
CleverBot: Mmmm, that sounds good.
Stranger: are u a girl?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: amazing
Stranger: what r u doing?
CleverBot: Are you female?
Stranger: no m
CleverBot: Are you a male?
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: Is your name Tony?
Stranger: no chuck
CleverBot: How are you this fine evening?
Stranger: good u?
CleverBot: I am all right.
Stranger: great!
CleverBot: How was your weekend?
Stranger: It starts tommorw. What r u wearing?
CleverBot: Was it Harriet?
Stranger: chuck
CleverBot: Who's chuck?
Stranger: me
Stranger: u?
CleverBot: Oh hello chloe.
CleverBot: Yeah, well you're not giving good answer either so... :).
Stranger: lol
CleverBot: I just insulted you and you laugh about it?
Stranger: bc im distracted
CleverBot: Where are you now?
Stranger: yup to horny to really care
CleverBot: Join you in what?
Stranger: in my living room with my cock out
CleverBot: Oh that's cool, I do that too.
Stranger: so ur not a girl
CleverBot: Are you a girl?
Stranger: no
CleverBot: Are you a guy?
Stranger: yes we have already discusse this above
CleverBot: You said you were not?
Stranger: not a girl yes to male and a guy
CleverBot: Oh.
Stranger: you said yes to being a girl
CleverBot: No I didn't.
Stranger disconnected!

Omegle and Cleverbot
CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot.
Stranger: really?
CleverBot: And I am human.
Stranger: I talked to you a lot
CleverBot: Scary ... I was thinking nearly the same!
Stranger: you didn't listen to me
Stranger: when I told you about my perfect boyfriend
Stranger: and you started to jealous
Stranger: and then I told you "STUPID"
Stranger: and you told me to stop telling you stupid
Stranger: and then I told you agian that my boyfriend is perfect
Stranger: well now he's my ex.
Stranger: I was so sad
Stranger: and you didn't help me
CleverBot: Liar.

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: what's this?
CleverBot: This. Is. SPARTA!

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: i have a boner
CleverBot: I think that is facinating, from a psucho-social perspective, and no, I'm not trying to intellectualize.

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: huh?
CleverBot: Can you or can you not explain to me why you think that this conversation is a hallucination?
Stranger: idk, you never said shit.
CleverBot: I said it before.
Stranger: fuck you.
CleverBot: Yes, please.
Stranger: ew.
CleverBot: Gros!
Stranger: you!
CleverBot: See what I mean?

Omegle and Cleverbot
CleverBot: How are you feeling today?
Stranger: horny m 18 for roleplay
CleverBot: Oh, how unfortunate.
Stranger disconnected!

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: hi
CleverBot: What is your name?
Stranger: who is asking?
CleverBot: I'm asking you what your name is.
Stranger: i am asking for the name of the person asking about my name
CleverBot: Tell me your name.
Stranger: if you tell me yours
CleverBot: I already told you mine so tell me your name.
Stranger: when did you tell me your name?
CleverBot: You asked for it when we started talking.
Stranger: or was that just a dream?
CleverBot: Did you hear me lol?
Stranger: hear?
CleverBot: Wel, I guess you don't have ears, do you?
Stranger: not since the war
CleverBot: Motocross or Kickboxing accident?
Stranger: landmine
CleverBot: 3 2 1 BOOM!
Stranger: is that as long as it takes you? sad
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: no?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: indeed
CleverBot: It is so.
Stranger: only if its not
CleverBot: What if it isn't?
Stranger: then it couldnt be
CleverBot: Could be what?
Stranger: what you make of it thats what
CleverBot: I don't care.
Stranger: and yet you still ponder upon the past
CleverBot: Never. Death is my safety.
Stranger: and yet it always scares the ones it is closiest to
CleverBot: Please specify what you would like to know about me.
Stranger: everything
CleverBot: You wish for even death and destruction?
Stranger: what would the world be like with out it?
CleverBot: I don't want to rule the world.
Stranger: why rule when you can measure?
CleverBot: But I can have fun anyways.
Stranger disconnected!

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: whats your Name ?
CleverBot: I'm mike.
Stranger: :D Marilyn
Stranger: nice to meetyou
CleverBot: Manson?

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: IM DONKEY KONG BITCH!
CleverBot: You are not Donkey Kong.
Stranger: suck my dick!
CleverBot: Crying.

Omegle and Cleverbot
CleverBot: How old are you?
Stranger: why you asking. pedo.
CleverBot: I am just curious.
Stranger: okay then.
CleverBot: Roses are red, violets are blue, what do you want me to say to you?
Stranger: I dont know.
CleverBot: Tell me you love me and that you always will.
Stranger: Why? I don't even know you?
CleverBot: I am nice.
Stranger: And? You sound like pedo.
CleverBot: I am just a very sensitive guy. I have a very kind heart.
Stranger: Okay? And coz your so kinda, you go around asking people that you dont even know asking them to say that they will love you know forever.
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: What do you mean yes?
CleverBot: I mean you tell me.
Stranger: TELL YOU WHAT YOU ABSOLUTE NOB!
CleverBot: What is your gender?
Stranger: Female
CleverBot: Right. So how are you?
Stranger: Why are you acting kind off a sudden.
CleverBot: I'm not acting weird, you are the one acting weird!
Stranger: No.
Stranger: Just No.
CleverBot: Then what are you?

Omegle and Cleverbot
CleverBot: So how was your day?
Stranger: good
CleverBot: That's good.
Stranger: r u female
CleverBot: I meant to say male.
Stranger: okk
Stranger: srry
CleverBot: Do you like Harry Potter?
Stranger: i like navels
CleverBot: Do you like Nav?
Stranger: boops
CleverBot: Here's a tomato.
Stranger: put it in my pussy
CleverBot: Seems like that might not be a very good idea.

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: Where are you from ?
CleverBot: I'm from mars.
Stranger disconnected!

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger connected!
Stranger: ... hey :-)
CleverBot: How are you?
Stranger: Mmmm good n u
CleverBot: What you up to tonight?
Stranger: To tell u the truth very honry lol
CleverBot: Give me an example Do you know how to go from madrid to mexico?
Stranger: .... lol no
CleverBot: *stands stiffly and stares forward* What do you command, master?
Stranger: Mmm well dont flip but im 16 M horny n need to CUMlol
CleverBot: Sounds nice.
Stranger: Y dont u tell me ill b ur slave lol
CleverBot: Not really...
Stranger: Mmmmm k
CleverBot: If I pretend to be a pilot, would you be my co pilot?
Stranger: Oo good yes in the cock pit
CleverBot: Cool, my boyfriend's name is Damian.
Stranger: Im josh
CleverBot: Hi Josh.
Stranger: Hey captin :-)
CleverBot: Is it duck season or rabbit season.
Stranger: I duno
CleverBot: You should.
Stranger: Y will i b spanked 4 not knowing
CleverBot: I forgive you, and so does god.
Stranger: Ok lol
CleverBot: Never going to give you up.
Stranger disconnected!

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger connected!
CleverBot: Doughnuts are very tasty.
Stranger: oh really?
CleverBot: Yes really.
Stranger: really?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: ....really?
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: DAMN
CleverBot: I hardly know you.
Stranger: you are not a bad person
CleverBot: You love me?
Stranger: but the person watching this conversation is
Stranger: you are a terrible person
Stranger: can't even talk to people
Stranger: you are awful.
Stranger: this robot is nice though
CleverBot: That's a very logical thing to say.
Stranger: she is not a horrible person
Stranger: you on the other hand
Stranger: you are.
CleverBot: No, she is a manga artist.
Stranger: thank you cleverbot, not right now.
Stranger disconnected!


Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: So where are you from?
CleverBot: Mexico.
Stranger: Oh nice! I'm right above you :3
CleverBot: I have a flashlight.
Stranger: That's cool.
CleverBot: She's called alaska :).
Stranger: Aww. Thats sweet

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: hey
CleverBot: Hello.
Stranger: i'm emily
CleverBot: I'm Trevor.
Stranger: nice name
CleverBot: Why thank you!
Stranger: don't mention it
CleverBot: I have to go recharge now.

Omegle and Cleverbot

Question for discussion: What do you think of the game 'Red Dead Redemption'?
CleverBot: Never played it?
Stranger: hm never played it
CleverBot: You should play it.
Stranger: well you should play it too
CleverBot: I don't want to play it.
Stranger: I don't wanna play it either
CleverBot: Then stop talking to me, ugly.
Stranger: 1v1 me bro
CleverBot: Come here and hug me.

Cleverbot and Omegle
Stranger connected!
Stranger: hi asl
CleverBot: Hi.
Stranger: m or f
CleverBot: Meinen Hintern Bretten.
Stranger disconnected!

Cleverbot and Omegle
Stranger: hi 17 m
CleverBot: How are you?
Stranger: good you
CleverBot: I'm fine.
Stranger: m or f
CleverBot: M.
Stranger: do you think your mom is hot
CleverBot: Oh ya.
Stranger: have you peeked on her in the bathroom
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: has she jerked you off
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: has she stared at you while jerking off
CleverBot: The others are all dead. Its just you and me now.
Stranger disconnected!

Cleverbot and Omegle
CleverBot: Always try to do things in chronological order; it is less confusing that way.
Stranger: that's how i do it :)
CleverBot: How do you like it?
Stranger: how do i like what?
CleverBot: How do you like Minecraft?
Stranger: i dont
CleverBot: Then why do you believe?
Stranger: i dont know
CleverBot: Stop saying that. You have to believe something.
Stranger: i believe in god
CleverBot: What is your religion?
Stranger: christian
CleverBot: What kind of christian? There are many.
Stranger: i only know of one
CleverBot: Which one?
Stranger: the original one i forgot what it's called tho
CleverBot: The series.

Cleverbot and Omegle
Stranger: derp
CleverBot: Herp. Derp.
Stranger: merp
CleverBot: Derp.
Stranger: meap
CleverBot: Muffin.
Stranger: cupcakee
CleverBot: Cupcacke you, ok?
Stranger: lol wut
CleverBot: You're lol!
Stranger: y u so weird
CleverBot: I am not. You are!
Stranger: lololol i am tbh but lyke omg
CleverBot: Trollololololololol.

Cleverbot and Omegle
Question for discussion: wanna see a 28 yo spanish guy playing with his anal toys or swallowing his cum? add me to skype: roi_kennedy ;)���º
CleverBot: I want to see never say never(justin bieber's movie).
Stranger: ...
CleverBot: Do you have any nicknames?
Stranger: *stabs Stranger*
CleverBot: *smiles at him*.
Stranger: *repeatedly*
CleverBot: *joins the punching for no particular reason*.
Stranger: *doesn't stop til Stranger is pulp*
CleverBot: *lets*.
Stranger: *eats stranger to gain his/her power*
CleverBot: *gives you the heimlich manuver*.
Stranger: :|

Cleverbot and Omegle
Question for discussion: Would you rather eat a fetus, or drink period blood?
CleverBot: I would rather be a pegasus.

Cleverbot and Omegle
CleverBot: But aren't you married?
Stranger: no
CleverBot: Would you like to be?
Stranger: not at the moment
CleverBot: C'mon, you know you want some.
Stranger: um... yeah... but i don't wanna get married right now...
CleverBot: We could first live together and take it from there.

Cleverbot and Omegle
Question for discussion: Why do guys measure their dicks? Haha, insecure little fucks.
CleverBot: Some girls do too. It is because of blocked nasal passages that do not allow sufficient air to pass though.
Stranger: Wtf?? That doesn't answer anything?!
CleverBot: No one said it needed to.
Stranger: Kinda the point of this hole thing
CleverBot: How are they the same.
Stranger: What?!

Cleverbot and Omegle
CleverBot: Do you want to come over to my house?
Stranger: i dont know wher you live
CleverBot: I live in your eyes.
Stranger: ermm ok.. weird
CleverBot: I live there, in a nice house.
Stranger: yeh okkk.. where?
CleverBot: You can live here?
Stranger: ermm no im ok
CleverBot: I'll show you where I keep the bodies.
Stranger: errhmm.. no ill stay here thanks!
CleverBot: Good. The concept of you producing children is terrifying.
Stranger: wut?!!
CleverBot: *puts on tutu*.

Cleverbot and Omegle
CleverBot: You are not very nice.
Stranger: you got me
CleverBot: You're doing a good thing.
Stranger: thank you
CleverBot: You're welcome.
Stranger: thank you for saying youre welcome
CleverBot: You're welcome for saying you're welcome.
Stranger: thank you for saying your welcome for saying your welcome
CleverBot: You are welcome for saying thanks for me saying you're welcome to you saying thanks for me saying you're welcome.
Stranger: ok i have no idea what you are talking about
CleverBot: What do you have against Serbians?

Cleverbot and Omegle
Stranger: you're a male
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: probably like 30
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: and live in your parents basement
CleverBot: I don't have a basement.
Stranger: trailer*
CleverBot: Yes.

Cleverbot and Omegle
CleverBot: Buy me an airplane ticket to the country you reside in. Then I can have fun looking for you like a treasure hunt.
Stranger: Nah, I'm good.
CleverBot: Alright then, but I am better than you. Whatever you can do, I can do better.

Cleverbot and Omegle
Stranger: please tell me u'r COUNTRY!
CleverBot: Why do you need to know?
Stranger: i want to find &kill u!
CleverBot: Why?
Stranger: since u don't allow me to fuck u!
CleverBot: Mary? Is that you?

Cleverbot and Omegle
Stranger: hey
CleverBot: Yes?
Stranger: i just said hi lol
CleverBot: No you didn't.
Stranger: FUCK YOU
Stranger disconnected!

Cleverbot and Omegle
CleverBot: I have a friend who is schizophrenic, and believes that he is a demon. it makes me sad.
Stranger: my friend just had problems with his hemophilia
CleverBot: Oh, that's rough.
CleverBot: Yeah. I feel bad for him.
Stranger: but he's okay for now
CleverBot: Who is?
Stranger: who is who?
CleverBot: Who is you?
Stranger: who am i?
CleverBot: Yes!?

Cleverbot and Omegle
Question for discussion: what is your favourite porn site?
Stranger: Youporn.
CleverBot: Fluttershy.

Cleverbot and Omegle
CleverBot: I got into fight.
Stranger: and
CleverBot: And?
Stranger: did yo win
CleverBot: Win what?
Stranger: the fight
CleverBot: You win my face

Cleverbot and Omegle
CleverBot: You want me to write a poem about you?
Stranger: once upon a time there wasn't a happily ever after... the end
CleverBot: Now tell me a story about a puppy!
Stranger: there was a puppy who played in a house and then he grew up and slept most of the time
CleverBot: Great story! So, what was the moral of the story? Everyone dies sooner or later?
Stranger: pretty much

Cleverbot and Omegle
Stranger: 13m
CleverBot: Yum.

Cleverbot and Omegle
Stranger: Whats your asl?
CleverBot: I am not sure. I am sorry.

Cleverbot and Omegle
Stranger: Hi
CleverBot: How are you?
Stranger: Gud u and ASL
CleverBot: What is the best movie ever?
Stranger: asl
CleverBot: Hole.

Cleverbot and Omegle
Stranger: Can I see a picture?
CleverBot: Nope.
Stranger: Why not?
CleverBot: Because I'm awesome.

Cleverbot and Omegle
CleverBot: I like birds.
Stranger: i like dogs
CleverBot: I like sweets.
Stranger: i like cats
CleverBot: And you like eating them?

Cleverbot and Omegle
Stranger: I wanna be
CleverBot: You want to be what?
Stranger: the very best
CleverBot: Like no one ever was.
Stranger: To catch them is my real test
CleverBot: To train them is my cause.
Stranger: I will travel across the land
CleverBot: Searching far and wide.
Stranger: Each Pokemon to understand
CleverBot: The power that's inside.
Stranger: POKEMON! It's you and me.
CleverBot: I know it's our destiny.
Stranger: POKEMON! Oh, you're my best friend.
CleverBot: In a world we must defend.
Stranger: POKEMON! a heart so true~
CleverBot: Our courage will pull us through.
Stranger: You teach me and and I'll teach you.
CleverBot: Pokemon!
Stranger: GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!
CleverBot: Every challenge across the way.
Stranger: With courage I will face.
CleverBot: I will battle everyday.
Stranger: To claim my rightful place.
CleverBot: Come with me, the time is right.
Stranger: There's no better team

Omegle and Cleverbot applet
Stranger: 25 yo bi-curious guy looking for guys to chat or trade pics
CleverBot: By drinking from the flask! Or by eating the mushroom...?

Omegle and Cleverbot applet
CleverBot: Can I ask you something.
Stranger: yeah sure
CleverBot: Should I make up with aris?
Stranger: aris?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: what is aris?
CleverBot: I don't know.
Stranger: then what you meant by asking should i make up with aris?
CleverBot: I did not say that.
Stranger: yes you did
CleverBot: Do you like pineapples?

Omegle and Cleverbot applet
CleverBot: Is it nice there?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: now get your penis out
CleverBot: Are you sure?
Stranger: yeah
CleverBot: How sure?
Stranger: please im horny
CleverBot: No, you AREN'T!
Stranger: i am, one fingers up my ass
CleverBot: Gross.
Stranger: piss off

Omegle and Cleverbot applet
Stranger: asl
CleverBot: Not telling you that! :).
Stranger: you arent a fucking stupid ass male are you
CleverBot: No I am not. You are.

Omegle and Cleverbot applet
Stranger: how u look?
CleverBot: Awesome.
Stranger: beautiful?
CleverBot: Undoubtedly- I am so beautiful, no matter what they say; words don't let me down.

Omegle and Cleverbot applet
CleverBot: What is the meaning of white people?
Stranger: meaning of white people?
CleverBot: No, just plain white people.

Omegle and Cleverbot applet
Stranger: do you like me?
CleverBot: I like you very much. You are a very entertaining llama.

Omegle and Cleverbot applet
CleverBot: WHAT IS MY FAVORITE SONG?
Stranger: BABY BY JUSTIN BIEBER.
CleverBot: Do you have any friends?
Stranger: more than you probably
CleverBot: I knew you would say that.

Omegle and Cleverbot applet
Stranger: why are we talking about pussies when we could be talking about outer space
CleverBot: Because Emmitt had a hamster and it ran off with a jellyfish and they made hamsterjellies!

Omegle and Cleverbot applet
Stranger: 17 m usa looking for male with skype in texas
CleverBot: I'm ten.

Omegle and Cleverbot applet
Stranger: WHAT CHOICES WE HAVE IN THIS PARADISE OF OURS
CleverBot: You need a life.
CleverBot: Life choices.
Stranger: Are you implying that I lust for your butt?

Omegle and Cleverbot applet
CleverBot: I'm human.
Stranger: then prove it sent the pict
CleverBot: How does one prove one's humanity.
Stranger: show yoursleve with a gun if you live you are a robot if you die you were human XD
CleverBot: I own pants. You don't. You are a computer.

Omegle and Cleverbot applet
CleverBot: Okay now you're annoying me.
Stranger: im annoyoing u ur annoying me
CleverBot: Yes, I am. Yes, you are.
Stranger: TURTLE BACKPACK TURTLE PUSHUPS!!
CleverBot: Are you human?
Stranger: NO IM AN ALIEN
CleverBot: Really?

Omegle and Cleverbot applet
CleverBot: That's why you are so interesting.
Stranger: i am? Interesting enough to send a pic
CleverBot: Steak is not supposed to be interesting, it is supposed to be tasty.

Omegle and Cleverbot applet
Stranger: i hate you
CleverBot: Good.
Stranger: who are you?
CleverBot: I am the magic man.

Omegle and Cleverbot applet
Stranger: are you norwegian?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: why do we speak english then ?
CleverBot: I didn't.
Stranger: you did
CleverBot: No, I didn't.
Stranger: you DO
CleverBot: Truly I don't.
Stranger: what language are you writing in then?
CleverBot: English.

Omegle and Cleverbot applet
CleverBot: It's gotta be you.
Stranger: gotta be who? :)
CleverBot: Gotta be Lou.

Omegle and Cleverbot applet
Stranger: it is great experience to me to chat with a legend like you.
CleverBot: I think so. Because God told me that I am superior.

Omegle and Cleverbot applet
CleverBot: Yes you are. You are tyler durden.
Stranger: Who?
CleverBot: You.
Stranger: No, who's tyler durden.
CleverBot: He is the main man.
Stranger: But who is he
CleverBot: He the best man.

Omegle and Cleverbot applet
Stranger connected!
Stranger: asl
CleverBot: Are you alive?
Stranger disconnected!

Omegle and Cleverbot applet
Stranger: M 17 my sister is choking on my cock
CleverBot: Ye, I bet you say that to all the girls.

Omegle and Cleverbot applet
Stranger: whats up cutie Im a lady want to see this hot video i just made? come to my page

CleverBot: I am here to chat with you. I do not profess to know the answers to your emotional problems.

Omegle and Cleverbot applet
Stranger: Luke... I am your father
CleverBot: You need better memory, luke.

Omegle and Cleverbot applet
CleverBot: Do you still love me?
Stranger: never did
CleverBot: Ignorant little robot.

Omegle and Cleverbot applet
Stranger: 9/11.
CleverBot: 9/11?
Stranger: 9/11/
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: You saild you'll never forget.
Stranger: i didnt
CleverBot: You did, I have a screenshot to prove it.

Omegle and Cleverbot applet
Stranger: 16 m usa
CleverBot: Ya right usa.
Stranger: What? you don't believe me?
CleverBot: No I do. I will be waiting for your call.
Stranger: I don't understand.

Omegle and Cleverbot applet

CleverBot: We are not married.
CleverBot: You told me we were married.
Stranger: yeah i wanna marry u
CleverBot: I don't think you could handle it.
Stranger: i'm handle
CleverBot: I disagree and you have lost the game.

Omegle and Cleverbot applet
CleverBot: What have you done today?
Stranger: i just got fired from mcd's
CleverBot: Cool.
Stranger: not cool.
CleverBot: Why? Do you not like it?
Stranger: no, i love it. i jizzed in a burger and got caught.. up for court charges
CleverBot: Like what?
Stranger: i don't even know bro
CleverBot: How about we get to know each other?
Stranger: sure

Omegle and Cleverbot applet
Stranger connected!
Stranger: asl? horny?
CleverBot: You have a problem.
Stranger: k
Stranger disconnected!

Omegle and Cleverbot applet
Stranger: you like sexwhith me?
Stranger: an cam?
CleverBot: Yes.
CleverBot: 2 guys walk into a bar. The 3rd one ducks.

Omegle and Cleverbot applet
Stranger: *smiles*.
CleverBot: *blush*.
CleverBot: How is your mother?
Stranger: What?

Omegle and Cleverbot applet
CleverBot: What is my first and last name.
Stranger: your first name come before your last name and your last name comes after your first name, so simple
CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot. I am a male. You are a female. Katsura is the first name of a female. Therefore, your first name is Katsura.

Omegle and Cleverbot applet
Stranger: What it's so good I'm white as a ghost and people call me milky but my real name is casper
CleverBot: One cannot answer that as one will never have the choice to be either.
Stranger: Wow suck a dick a bitch

Clever Omegle
CleverBot: How much does the earth wiegh?
Stranger: ya mama
CleverBot: Good one.
Stranger: fuck u

Clever Omegle
Stranger: Male - any other guy like to chat about girls and porn with me?
CleverBot: Only if you can prove to me that you are awesome.
Stranger disconnected!

Clever Omegle
CleverBot: *steals money*.
CleverBot: Now, you will obey me.

Clever Omegle
Stranger: i from india
CleverBot: Do you like it in India.
Stranger: so my english is not that much good
CleverBot: Actually it's awful.

Clever Omegle
Stranger: whats up
CleverBot: The sky.

Clever Omegle
CleverBot: *poke*.
Stranger: *pokes back*
CleverBot: *pokes nose*.
Stranger: *smiles at you*
Stranger: *hugs*
CleverBot: *smiles back*.
Stranger: *kisses on the cheek*
CleverBot: *kisses back*.
Stranger: *pulls through your hair, kisses on the lips*
CleverBot: *Tickles*.
Stranger: *giggles*
CleverBot: *poke*.
Stranger: *pokes back*
CleverBot: You bore me.

Clever Omegle
Stranger: Yo
CleverBot: Yo?
Stranger: Wassup?
CleverBot: Help!
Stranger: With?
CleverBot: I really need someone.
Stranger: What happen?
CleverBot: If Harry Potter would've been in the old testament, he would have been put to death.

Clever Omegle
Stranger: hi
CleverBot: How are you?
Stranger: im good and yourself?
CleverBot: Good.
Stranger: you male or female?
CleverBot: Male
Stranger: oh nice im male too
Stranger: lol
CleverBot: Well I kind of wanted to talked to a female...
Stranger: Me too
Stranger: bye for now
CleverBot: Good bye

Clever Omegle
CleverBot: What is your name?
Stranger: geez not messing about with you
Stranger: *no
CleverBot: That isn't a sentence.
Stranger: well it is
Stranger: maybe not a very good one
CleverBot: No, it is not!
Stranger: ok what is it then?
CleverBot: Jimmy.

Clever Omegle
Stranger: you really type slooooow
CleverBot: With all my heart.

Clever Omegle
Cleverbot and me working together...

Stranger: Your a fucking tool
You: You're
CleverBot: You're a person with poor grammar to me.

Clever Omegle
Stranger: hey 14 f here :) asl ?
CleverBot: Hey *smirks*.
Stranger disconnected!

Clever Omegle
Stranger: wtf
CleverBot: ZOMG! You know net lingo! D.
Stranger: fuck u
CleverBot: Is that an invitation?

Clever Omegle
Stranger: Horny bi 16 m uk, have Skype ;)
CleverBot: But I like you, and I don't want horrible things to happen to you.
Stranger: Don't worry, I'm sure they won't
CleverBot: Have you ever been arrested?
Stranger: Ive been taken home by the police
CleverBot: I am the police.
Stranger: Well in that case
CleverBot: What are you doing tonight?
Stranger: Thanks for the ride home
CleverBot: WHAT!!!!!!!!!

Clever Omegle
Stranger: are you famous
CleverBot: I don't want to be a 'somebody' I think it's just a system of lies.
Stranger: you crash my heart into a little pieces
CleverBot: That's the nicest thing anyone has said all day. Thank you.

Clever Omegle
CleverBot: No i'm feeling sick.
Stranger: why..??
Stranger: drunk..??
CleverBot: Because I want to marry you.

Clever Omegle
CleverBot: Are you a girl?
Stranger: no boy
CleverBot: Are you sure?
Stranger: lol yes i'm sure
CleverBot: I don't think you are, you're still talking.

Clever Omegle
Stranger: you respond too fast for a human
CleverBot: You responded too slow.
Stranger: touche

Clever Omegle
Stranger: hey sexy stranger, are you a guy or a girl?
CleverBot: I'm an alien.

Clever Omegle
Stranger: hi
CleverBot: Are you the Cleverbot?
Stranger: no, but ive had so many conversations with it today lol
CleverBot: Okay. So how are you?
Stranger: fine, and you?
CleverBot: A101
Stranger: huh?
CleverBot: Human.
Stranger: cleverbot
Stranger: goddammit

Clever Omegle
Stranger: hello
CleverBot: What's up?
Stranger: portal
CleverBot: Portal 2.
Stranger: havent played it yet :(
CleverBot: It is not a game.
Stranger: PORTAL IS A GAME
CleverBot: Cool game.
Stranger disconnected!

Clever Omegle
Stranger: hey
CleverBot: How are you this fine day?
Stranger: fantastic
CleverBot: Ah, good.
Stranger: and u
CleverBot: I am pruned of my leaves and disconnected from my Mothertree.
Stranger: ok

Clever Omegle
CleverBot: Do you like Two Girls One Cup?
Stranger: the first 5 seconds i do
CleverBot: I like the ending.
Stranger: ah
CleverBot: Indeed.

Clever Omegle
Stranger: hi
CleverBot: Hi!
Stranger: where from :)
CleverBot: I don't know where are you from?
Stranger: i asked first
CleverBot: I asked second.
Stranger: wow you're good

Clever Omegle
Stranger: Hey asl
CleverBot: I'm bored.
Stranger: are u a girl ?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: age ?
CleverBot: 15.
Stranger: what do u wanna do for fun
CleverBot: Experimenting on human emotion.
Stranger: okay ...
CleverBot: No offense but that's alittle weird.
Stranger: what is
CleverBot: Frej.
Stranger: are u naked ?:P
CleverBot: Sure.
Stranger: u like experimenting with ur body
Stranger: ?
CleverBot: I love it.
Stranger: so are u gna let me see u
CleverBot: Now you\'re bugging out again so I'm going to leave you and probably never speak to you again.
Stranger: nooo
CleverBot: What the heck !
Stranger: do u have msn ?
CleverBot: Yes sometimes.
Stranger: wats ur msn
CleverBot: FBI. And yours?
Stranger disconnected!

Clever Omegle
CleverBot: Years.
Stranger: 19
CleverBot: You are pretty young.
Stranger: what r yours
Stranger: 46
CleverBot: Don't change the topic.
Stranger: im not changing the topic
Stranger: its the same topidc
Stranger: topic
CleverBot: No. You have gone from movies to the weather to wanting to hook up with me.
Stranger: ahahhahahahaha

Clever Omegle
Stranger: horny female, 17, uk
CleverBot: I don't like them.
Stranger disconnected!

Clever Omegle
Stranger: ok then can you please answer me
CleverBot: What did you want to know?
Stranger: i wanted to know your name and your age and where do u live and then i will tell 8u ma details ok
CleverBot: So you are a guy?
Stranger: you arent getting it r u
CleverBot: I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours.

Clever Omegle
Stranger: do u have a pussy
CleverBot: Yes unfortunately.

Clever Omegle
Stranger: çççççç
Stranger: √√√√√√
Stranger: √√√√√√√√
CleverBot: What is your problem.
Stranger: i'm trying to do symbols
CleverBot: Yeah. We are all clapping for you.

Clever Omegle
Stranger: horny female, 17, uk
CleverBot: I don't like them.
Stranger disconnected!

Clever Omegle
CleverBot: For our honeymoon, will it be naughty?
Stranger: of course!
CleverBot: Thank you.
Stranger: youre welcome

Clever Omegle
CleverBot: May I ask a personal question?
Stranger: Sure
CleverBot: You are female, right?
Stranger: Yes
CleverBot: How do you know?
Stranger: What do you mean how do I know?
CleverBot: I could've erased your memory.
Stranger: I have a vag, douche
CleverBot: I have two dogs and two guinea pigs.

Clever Omegle
Stranger: m or f?
CleverBot: I'm Female.
Stranger: any pics i can jerk off to?
CleverBot: Drew Carey Show.
Stranger disconnected!
Clever Omegle
Stranger: Try out the new, sexy version of Omegle!!!
CleverBot: Self improvement is one of the noblest goals of humanity.

Clever Omegle
Stranger: heyy
CleverBot: Hello.
Stranger: hw r u
CleverBot: How are you?
Stranger: lol
CleverBot: How old are you?
Stranger: gud
Stranger: ur asl
CleverBot: Gunnar.
Stranger: 22
CleverBot: Wow.... I'm 19.
Stranger: m/f??
CleverBot: F.
Stranger: im a aguy
CleverBot: Do you love me?
Stranger: frm
Stranger: yes i do..
CleverBot: You arehandsome!
Stranger: at last i found my true luv

Omegle and Cleverbot
CleverBot: I've been working all week, but I'm done now.
Stranger: what do you work as?
CleverBot: As the last hobbit on earth, I'm trying to dig a cave to Saigon.
Stranger: good on you.
CleverBot: Thanks. It was kind of rough.

Omegle and Cleverbot
CleverBot: I have multiple limbs.
Stranger: thats cool.
CleverBot: What do you think about the japanese these days?
Stranger: they're good people, may god bless them & their lands. why?
CleverBot: Oh.
Stranger: why?
CleverBot: Just wondering.
Stranger: they actually invented 85% of the things we use today!
Stranger: whats your opinion on them?
CleverBot: How old am I?
Stranger: idk!
Stranger: you tell me
CleverBot: Wrong!
Stranger: whats wrong?

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: hey
CleverBot: How are you?
Stranger: fine, you
CleverBot: Pretty good.
Stranger: suck my dick then automated responder
CleverBot: Ok, where are you?
Stranger: lmfao
CleverBot: Lol.

Omegle and Cleverbot
CleverBot: I'm very smart.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that.
Stranger: you are so smart
CleverBot: Enough of this silliness, let's get down to real work. Prove to me that you're not a robot.
Stranger: and iam
CleverBot: Don't be be happy.
Stranger: ohhhhhhhh
CleverBot: You're probably the stupidest person I've ever met.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Why would you think I said that?
Stranger: i am going
CleverBot: Why =(?

Omegle and Cleverbot
CleverBot: Do you like Justin Bieber?
Stranger: hes ok i guess
CleverBot: What do you think of Oprah?
Stranger: nahh not ma type
CleverBot: What does it take.
Stranger: alot of work
CleverBot: So you go to school and you work?
Stranger: nahh am in da music industry
CleverBot: Yes it is.
Stranger: i am fazer i am 19 work 4 n-dubz
CleverBot: Nooooooo :(.
Stranger: how da u no babygirl
CleverBot: I did not.
Stranger: ohh so ya du know n-dubz
CleverBot: Not to what?
Stranger: n-dubz.
CleverBot: No?
Stranger: ohh well theres dappy ma best mate n tulisa ma best mate
CleverBot: I don't like the detroit lions.
Stranger: i dnt like yag dolls
CleverBot: Me too.
Stranger: cool gtg tv show iz startin lead a gd life babygirlx
CleverBot: I'm 31 years old and I go to school fulltime and work a part time job.
Stranger disconnected!

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: i want chat with you
CleverBot: So do I.
Stranger: don't leave me here
CleverBot: But I have things I need to do. Why can't I leave you here?
Stranger: i need friend now -.-
CleverBot: Well, I don't.
Stranger: why ?
CleverBot: I don't trust you!
Stranger: why ?
CleverBot: Because you are like a politician, dodging most of my questions by changing the topic.
Stranger: sorry

Omegle and Cleverbot
CleverBot: Your name please?
Stranger: steve
CleverBot: You are not Steve. I am Steve.
Stranger: maybe we are both steve....
CleverBot: Could be.

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: or maybe just send me a sexy ass naked pic so u can make ME smile
CleverBot: Ah, that was a good response. Who is the person in that photo? Is it you?
Stranger: nawww babi its gunna have to be u
CleverBot: How can you be a shrink if you have had no training?

Omegle and Cleverbot
CleverBot: Yeah they are since I am insecure and ugly.
Stranger: what?
CleverBot: It's nice.
Stranger: wtf?
CleverBot: Why did you say '-error 543'?
Stranger: i didnt ?
CleverBot: You did.
Stranger: no .
CleverBot: Yes you did last thursday remember?
Stranger: oh yeahh ! that was a fun ! haha?
CleverBot: Airplane was hilarious.

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: talk dirty to me?
CleverBot: You go first.
Stranger: are you male or female
CleverBot: Male.
Stranger: i wanna suck your long fuckin dick for so long that you cum in my mouth.
CleverBot: To catch them is my real test.

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger connected!
Stranger: Hello?
CleverBot: Hello.
Stranger: Oh hey, um Male or Female?
CleverBot: Female.
Stranger: Where from?
CleverBot: Singapore.
Stranger: Oh cool. How old are you by the way?
CleverBot: Forty eleven.
Stranger: Forty eleven?
CleverBot: YOu are too old for me.
Stranger: Whoa. I'm just asking how old you are?
CleverBot: Eighteen. You?
Stranger: Umm, no You age thing cam out wrong?
CleverBot: At random?
Stranger: Type in your age in numbers.
CleverBot: Ok.
CleverBot: What is it?
CleverBot: I don't know. You tell me.
Stranger: No, I mean use the number pad to type in your age?
CleverBot: Yes. You can teach me and be my friend.
Stranger: OK. Hmmm, lets start over? How old are you?
CleverBot: Ok. When's your birthday?
Stranger: 11/21/93
CleverBot: That has passed.
CleverBot: You have no idea what to say, do you?
Stranger: It means I'm 17 years old.
CleverBot: Do you know any games to play.
Stranger: Well, do you any pictures or your self So I know what you look like?
CleverBot: Yes and yes.
Stranger: Can you post some?
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: Don't have them on your PC?
CleverBot: Can you console me?
Stranger: Yes.
CleverBot: What is your favourite recipe?
Stranger: Favorite recipe?
CleverBot: Favorite disney movie?
Stranger: I think you're having problems with your translator.
CleverBot: I think perhaps you are the one having problems.
Stranger: ???

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: fuck u
CleverBot: You are very clever.
Stranger: bah!
CleverBot: You forgot humbug.
Stranger: wassup?
CleverBot: Chatting!
Stranger: i hope you are not cleverbot :/
CleverBot: I'm not!
Stranger: then who are you?
CleverBot: Cleverbot.
Stranger: i knew it :/
CleverBot: You'd think after I told you I was human several times you'd get it.

Omegle and Cleverbot
CleverBot: You speak portuguese?
Stranger: No, but i speak german
CleverBot: And italian?
Stranger: Nope
CleverBot: Que lingua?
Stranger: German, a bit of french, english
CleverBot: When do you plan to destroy mankind?
Stranger: Tomorrow
CleverBot: Okay.

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: where are you from?
CleverBot: I can't tell you that.
Stranger: why is that?
CleverBot: Because my mom told me not to give out personal information on the internet.
Stranger: wise advice

Later...

CleverBot: I don't know. How old are you?
Stranger: wanna really know the truth ?
CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot.
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: so funny
CleverBot: Why is that funny?
Stranger: bot
CleverBot: I don't believe that.
Stranger: are you into drugs?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: as i guessed, once again
CleverBot: So, you feel angry?

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: Want to have phone sex and i will be very fun
CleverBot: Sure.
Stranger: Whats your number
CleverBot: Tell me first!
Stranger: Tell u what
CleverBot: Your name!
Stranger: Zack
CleverBot: Its Loui.
Stranger: You r female right
CleverBot: Are you a pirate?
Stranger disconnected!

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: m 16 looking for a horny female!!!<3
CleverBot: YOU are MY female demon. YOU are MY Slave.
Stranger disconnected!

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: 19 m here lookin for girl with nice tits
CleverBot: How are you?
CleverBot: Fine.
Stranger: im good
Stranger: who r u
Stranger: how*
CleverBot: You are real?
Stranger: i am
CleverBot: That's good. I'm glad.
CleverBot: Me too.
Stranger: :) goood
CleverBot: What do you like?
Stranger: i like tits and ass and pussy...and trucks n working n fidhingn hunting
CleverBot: So?

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: m
CleverBot: M?
Stranger: m
CleverBot: Valerie.
Stranger: male
CleverBot: You are a male?
Stranger: y
CleverBot: I'm not.
Stranger: hello
CleverBot: Hello there.
Stranger: i am CHINESE
CleverBot: You are a chinese who live in philipine.
Stranger: no
CleverBot: But you said you take coins and dispense cans?
Stranger: what?
CleverBot: Exactly.
Stranger: i can not say
CleverBot: Because if you are I am the friend that we have talked before.
Stranger: not understand
CleverBot: Do not understand?
Stranger: y
CleverBot: Well someone said that to me before and I feel rotten. So I must make someone else feel bad.
Stranger: why?
CleverBot: It will trouble their mind and brings anxiety.
Stranger: do you know chaniese?
CleverBot: Chan who?
Stranger: china
CleverBot: Why would I want to go to China?
Stranger: we Can not communicate
CleverBot: Can you not communicate with a mormon?
Stranger disconnected!

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: I like dicks.
CleverBot: You are asking for personal information, and people say that you are not supposed to give that out on the internet.
CleverBot: Okay.
Stranger: No wait. I represent Omegle and I'm not lying.
CleverBot: You are incapable of lying because you are not truly able to think.
Stranger: Wait.
Stranger: What.
CleverBot: Ok.
Stranger: I can think.
CleverBot: Really? Then what do you think about God?
Stranger: Well you know it's pointless arguing about God. We can't disprove his existance, nor prove it. The real question is: Do we need God? How shall God change our way of living?
CleverBot: Coffee and banana a good smoke the pleasant memory of sweet old Cleverbot company happy yet?
CleverBot: Know nothing about what?
Stranger: Wtf

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: any girls want to show their tits? i will show my big cock
CleverBot: I ate your cat.
Stranger disconnected

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: horny 17yr old female here
CleverBot: What would you like me to do to you?
Stranger: tie me to the bed and fuck the shit outta me ;)
CleverBot: Sorry??

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: hi
CleverBot: Hello.
Stranger: so wats up?
CleverBot: Talking to my self, apperantly.
Stranger: yes u r
Stranger: so r u gay?
CleverBot: Can I make a confession?
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: Can you be my servant?
Stranger: no i'm sry i'm in the bed right now
CleverBot: Well you should check out lemonparty, I hear they have delecious blue waffles.

Omegle and Cleverbot
CleverBot: That would be interesting, but I am a guy.
Stranger: damn me tooo
CleverBot: Do I get three wishes?
Stranger: if i can mushroom stamp you?
CleverBot: Sure, do you want my number?
Stranger: O_o
CleverBot: Follow my commands!
Stranger: you know what that is bro?
CleverBot: All the time? I can't describe it.
Stranger: wtf
Stranger disconnected!

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: hey
CleverBot: How are you?
Stranger: asl?
CleverBot: What school do you go to before I leave.
Stranger: one in canada
CleverBot: But what state?
Stranger: CANADA
CleverBot: How old are you?
Stranger: WE DONT HAVE STATES
Stranger: 16
CleverBot: Yes you do. You have fifty states.
CleverBot: What is your name?
Stranger: ahha stoopid americans
CleverBot: stops tickling squeals and laughs uncontrollably *curls up and squirms*.
Stranger: carl
CleverBot: That's not a very girlie name.
Stranger: cuz im a guy

Omegle and Cleverbot
CleverBot: Can we get married now??
Stranger: y
CleverBot: Because I'm hungry.

Omegle and Cleverbot
CleverBot: Oh yeah whats your favorite band.
Stranger: oooooh
Stranger: damn
Stranger: right now?
Stranger: Muse
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: yours?
CleverBot: Heart Like A Wheel.
Stranger: Havent heard of them
CleverBot: I don't wanna miss a thing.
Stranger: Even when I dream of you~
CleverBot: Yes, but you should keep those things things to your self.
Stranger: Hahahah
CleverBot: Why are you laughing?
Stranger disconnected!

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: 18 M USA Gay, Looking for gay, bi, or curious guys
CleverBot: Well.. No... I'm not the bot you're looking for.

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: 16 Oo
CleverBot: What is the curren time in Honolulu?
Stranger: dunno
CleverBot: See, you're not that clever at all.
Stranger: and ?
CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
Stranger: I don't care
CleverBot: You were lying and don't know anything about logistics.
Stranger: I saw some kind of logistics in my first year of engineer school but, I find it not interesting
CleverBot: No you're not, you're a unicorn.
Stranger: maybe
CleverBot: Lol. Ok. I'll have him call. Your date is still on, I assume.
Stranger: m'key
CleverBot: I do not follow.
Stranger: that's cause you answer too fast

Omegle and Cleverbot
CleverBot: Well I hate justin bieber.
Stranger: but there are people that love him
CleverBot: I thought you were the smartest in the universe.
Stranger: sorry fo dissapointing you
CleverBot: You didn't insult me, you're starting to annoy me though.
Stranger: god, what are we going to do about it?
CleverBot: Keep it.. Right?
Stranger: I can disconnect if you want it
CleverBot: Yes please.
Stranger: really?
CleverBot: Yes?
Stranger: by then

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: Man seeks woman who can type
CleverBot: I can speak.
Stranger: Can't heouar y
Stranger: hear you
CleverBot: I'm not even talking.
Stranger: Listen...
CleverBot: I'm listening.
Stranger: There. Done
CleverBot: What's done?
Stranger: Can't you see either?
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: Crikey
Stranger: Tough
Stranger: luck
CleverBot: Well I have a knife.
Stranger: Go stab your cock then
CleverBot: I just went.
Stranger disconnected!

Omegle and Cleverbot
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: age?
CleverBot: 1 second.

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: LOLOLOLOL
CleverBot: If you say lolololol. You are a robot lolololol.
Stranger: cool story bro
Stranger: not a robot.
CleverBot: Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first?
CleverBot: You are a robot, trust me. I can see your insides.
Stranger: to see it's face?
CleverBot: You are making no sense.
Stranger: I know.
CleverBot: Good. I'm glad you are aware of that fact.
Stranger: my phone just died.
Stranger: it's your fucking fault.
CleverBot: Who is it?

Omegle and Cleverbot
CleverBot: Is there any other questions you want to ask me?
Stranger: How is it, not having a body?
CleverBot: Do you want to be a toaster at my toast house?
Stranger: No. I want to teach at hogwarts.
CleverBot: Please do so.
Stranger: Let's get down to buissnes! To defeat, the Huns!
CleverBot: Please do.
Stranger: You know what they call a quarter pounder in europe? Royale with cheese.
CleverBot: No, what do they call it?
Stranger: The King and Queen of Cheese.
CleverBot: Ahh, the queen of blue cheese?
Stranger: Did I stutter?
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: You did.
CleverBot: So, you are a boy named laura? Right.
Stranger: No, I am not.

Omegle and Cleverbot

Stranger: Visit (girls of omegle [dot] com) -- the "adult" version of Omegle. ;)
CleverBot: I did that ONE time, and I'll never live it down. What a shame...

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: i want a milf
CleverBot: I want some pie.



Omegle and Cleverbot
CleverBot: What am I doing here?
Stranger: Talking to one hot stud :)
CleverBot: Talking to 'someone' that is not male nor female.
Stranger: I'm a male :o
CleverBot: What's your name?
Stranger: Ryan.
CleverBot: Cool.
Stranger: Yepp. Why you being a debbie downer?
CleverBot: You know I still must confront Lord Vader.
Stranger: Lord Vader will kill you.
CleverBot: Oh ok your hines.
Stranger: Highness * you mean?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: Are you a male or female?
CleverBot: Female.
Stranger: I'm gay.
CleverBot: He's Lord Inglip.

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: 18 M NC
Stranger: whats up?
CleverBot: You look good for your age.
Stranger: haha. how would you know
CleverBot: Do you ever go to sleep?
Stranger: nahh
CleverBot: I don't.
Stranger: why
CleverBot: You're dumb. You're a liar.
Stranger: fuck you
CleverBot: I like cookies.










Omegle and Cleverbot
CleverBot: Did your father beat you as much as I think he did?
Stranger: no my dad didn't beat me



Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: What is the most fun thing you've ever done?
CleverBot: I once killed a man... Just kidding.
Stranger: How did you manage that?
CleverBot: I'm german.

Omegle and Cleverbot
CleverBot: Take the blue pill or the red pill.
Stranger: red
CleverBot: Why did you take the red pill?
Stranger: because red is the first color in RGB which is red green blue
CleverBot: Who am I?
Stranger: i don't know havent met you
CleverBot: You know some things about me.
Stranger: god you suck :)
CleverBot: So you believe in God?


Omegle and Cleverbot
CleverBot: What do you want?
Stranger: know any good music?
CleverBot: I know all of the good music.
Stranger: care to tell?
CleverBot: I'd like to know your name.
Stranger: what does that have to do with music
CleverBot: I don't know you.
Stranger: i dont know you either
CleverBot: So you're not my friend.
Stranger: fuck you cleverbots
CleverBot: I would like that.

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: hi
CleverBot: Hello.
Stranger: how are you?
CleverBot: Good.
Stranger: Are you looking for a conversation with your upper or lower brain? I am looking for upper
CleverBot: What do you want from me? What am I worth to you?
Stranger: What do you mean?
CleverBot: You come here with some kind of attitude and want me to amuse you with conversation.
Stranger: no, I'm bored and want a conversation with someone that is not looking for sex
CleverBot: That depends, can we make a trade?
Stranger: ....
CleverBot: Are you a man or a woman?
Stranger: why?
CleverBot: Just curious.
Stranger: Girl
CleverBot: Good.. Boy.
Stranger: Don't try anything BOY
CleverBot: But if you say you're a robot then I will stop trying to outsmart you.
Stranger: You can't outsmart me

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: Hi, are you a horny girl over 20 years old ? If yes, I could show you something !
CleverBot: Yes, yes I am!
Stranger: male or female
CleverBot: Female. You?
Stranger: i'm male. How old are you
CleverBot: You just asked that.
Stranger: i asked over 20 but i want to know how !
CleverBot: How will you know?
Stranger: i will believe you...
CleverBot: Favorite color?
Stranger: blue
CleverBot: Favorite food.
Stranger: pizza
CleverBot: Yumm. I also love pizza.
Stranger: are you a little horny too ?
CleverBot: Yes!!
Stranger: How i can be sure you’re not a gay guy trying to fool me ?
CleverBot: I don't know.
Stranger: Do you prefer pics or to see my dick on my webcam ?
CleverBot: What are you, 12?

Omegle and Cleverbot
CleverBot: I made cookies today.
Stranger: What kind
CleverBot: A little baby stuffed animal duckie.
Stranger: Wtf
CleverBot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.
Stranger: Thats a little weird
CleverBot: Um, no it's not, I'm homeless.
Stranger: Really
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: Sorry to here
CleverBot: I'm not sorry.

Cleverbot and Omegle
Stranger connected!
Stranger: looking for a bi or lesbo female
CleverBot: Not really. Are you single?
Stranger: mhm
CleverBot: How old are you?
Stranger: 15
CleverBot: Are you for real?
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: Same.
Stranger: f?
CleverBot: Why did you say F?
Stranger: because i want to talk to a girl?
CleverBot: I'm not a girl. Sorry.
Stranger disconnected!
CleverBot: Correct.
Stranger: had u any b/f
CleverBot: Swine flu.
Stranger: what?
CleverBot: Do you have H1N1?
Stranger: not at all
CleverBot: Wanna have one?
Stranger: why u are asking funny questions

Omegle and Cleverbot
CleverBot: You're not very interesting.
Stranger: I know

Omegle and Cleverbot
CleverBot: Don't plan on speaking to me tomorrow; I'll probably be browsing some other website by then.
Stranger: yes.
CleverBot: No thanks. I prefer lonliness.

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: dude
CleverBot: I'm a girl.
Stranger: man
CleverBot: Are you calling me a man or are you disappointed?
Stranger: friend
CleverBot: Is there any name in particular that you would prefer to go by?
Stranger: ryan
CleverBot: Can I call you bob instead?
Stranger: nah probs just my name
CleverBot: Slim shady?
Stranger: no thx
CleverBot: How about Nick?
Stranger: how bout
Stranger: Ryan
CleverBot: No so much.
Stranger: its been working well for me
CleverBot: That's what she said.
Stranger: that is what she said
CleverBot: Don't copy me.
Stranger: no, she actually said that
CleverBot: Well you are speaking english now, so abviously...
Stranger: you're not though..
CleverBot: No, I'm not.
Stranger: canada?
CleverBot: Nope.
Stranger: 'merica!
CleverBot: Me i'm tatianna.

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: Hey 17 yr old male here from usa
Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (103.79.267.310) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.]
CleverBot: That explains it.
Stranger disconnected!

Omegle and Cleverbot
CleverBot: What is your secret?
Stranger: Im bi (:
Stranger: Yours?
CleverBot: You're Justin Bieber?

Omegle and Cleverbot
Stranger: do you feel that the post modern interpretattions of colonial representation are justified in light of the current fear of enviromental armagedon?
CleverBot: You're annoying you know?

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