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It's time you went gold, Facebook Gold!

My friends and I have been having so much fun online lately, and why shouldn't we be? We all just struck gold, Facebook Gold. This piece of internet history was recently made available to members of the popular social network for only $9.99 a month. But for a limited time, Facebook is waving the $9.99 monthly fee by giving out Facebook Gold invites to lucky individuals.

Question: How do I get a Facebook Gold account?
Right now there is a limited number of Facebook Gold account invites, and I just happen to have a few. Contact me if you would like a free Facebook Gold account. Please write one to two paragraphs explaining why you deserve one. If you're lucky you might just get one. Good luck to all!
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Just some of the great stuff you get with a Facebook Gold Account!

What you get with your Facebook Gold account invite Orignal images and content never before seen anywhere on this planet.
Facebook Gold Ability to 'Dislike' comments, pictures or videos.
What you get with your Facebook Gold account invite Poke up to 100 people at once, 4 people a month in real life*.

*Facebook staff requires a 24 hour advance notice for poking people in real life.
What you get with your Facebook Gold account
24/7 surveillance of up to 3 people on your friend list. Monthly reports by Facebook PI's detailing the subject's actions and whereabouts. Reports come in CSV or PDF format. High resolution photos are sent as JPEGs.
What you get with your Facebook Gold account One-on-one meetings with Mark Zuckerberg to discuss any problems or concerns you may be having with your Facebook Gold account.
What you get with your Facebook Gold account invite Time share use of one of Facebook's many beautiful and exotic private islands.

Coming next month, Facebook Platinum!

Mark Zuckerburg talking about the new Facebook Gold account
From the creator of Facebook, Mark Zuckerburg:

"We have received such a great response from our Facebook Gold account members that we are pleased to be rolling out Facebook Platinum next month! It's going to have all the same great features that you loved about Facebook Gold, except instead of $9.99/mo it will only be $19.99/mo."

"Please keep your fat faces glued to Facebook and don't ask questions. You all will do whatever the f*** I tell you to do, I'm Mark Zuckerburg. Facebook Platinum, get ready to be the god of your own universe!"

In the running for a free Facebook Gold account invite

Facebook gold account Hello, my name is Ryan and I am from Singapore. I am currently living in Jakarta, Indonesia and I am from Jakarta International School. Right now, I'm guessing that almost no one has known in my school about this. So I want to make my friends jealous for fun of me! Thank you! And I LOVE FACEBOOK AND I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO ATTAIN THIS GOLD ACCOUNT!!
Facebook gold account I am not going to beg you sympathy but i want to tell you seriously...i am using facebook since last five to six years on the cafe ...we don't have even mobiles at our home....i am from India and belongs to a poor family.The 9.99$ costs Rs.450 to Rs.500 in the Indian currency equal to the half of our monthly salary........plzzz donate me Facebook Gold account....... eagerly waiting for your invitation. ~ Dhiraj K.
Internet Sadness needs Facebook Gold account PLEASE GIVE ME THE FREE GOLD ACOUNT PLEASE!!! MOST OF MY FRIENDS HAVE IT SO I CAN'T SEE MOST OF MY UPDATES!! PLEASE!! ALSO, MY PARENTS THEN COULDN'T SEE WHAT I'M POSTING SO IT WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SOO MUCH EASIER! ~ Sarah H.
Facebook gold account
PLEASEEE give me a free account! I'm so worth it! I really want this & i know its sad, but i can't afford just $10 for the account! Look at my picture, I can't even afford food. I have to eat spiders. Pleaseee! & thank you!

India guy
Hello I am Harsh Jar Huab from Assam, India. I have been using Facebook since 2009. I am a poor boy, we dont have a Computer in my house, I always take money to go to the Internet Cafe. I would request you to please give me a Facebook Gold Account, I promise I will not miss use it. Thank you.
Tool bag in the running for a Facebook Gold account invite
I believe I deserve, nay, require an invite to Facebook Gold because I am a tool bag. Every social media outlet needs tool bags. If you didn't have tool bags, you wouldn't have anyone to ridicule. Please do the right thing and send me an invite. The world wouldn't be the same without doing so. ~ Colin L.
Dave needs a Facebook Gold Account
Hi, I'm Dave. My life has been in ruins since my wife and kids left me last week. Also my house burned down with my dog in it too. I'm devastated. But I know that if I were to get a Facebook Gold account all that would change. Please consider my application otherwise I have nothing else to live for. ~ Dave M.

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